My precious... happy birthday from the dark side of your psyche
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My precious... happy birthday from the dark side of your psyche
It's just a matter of mindset. Focus, and painting styrofoam to look like weights.
And then he translated the Klingon he and his friends had been speaking in class. What did the teachers expect... Klingons Are a warrior race...
Jesus Dad, rub your hands together first!
'If you don't make petsmart before they close, you'd better sleep wit your eyes open bucko.'Bluntie- I lifted this from your post in the Kittens thread. It deserves more attention here:
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What do you mean "Planet of the Apes, Babes in Toyland." was scratched. I had a lead!
"Kiss me quick, before my hubby comes back from his bathroom break.!"
What do you mean anal? Never mind, too busy to think about it now anyway. After this I have to shampoo the chickens.
"Oh come on Eddie, Guess Who!"Feel free to caption this one...
And the sexiest eyes award goes to...
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that sliver of soap.
Kiss me Fat Boy....Hello I'm Penny Wise would you like. a balloon?View attachment 9676
What... a brokenolmarine remembers Sixteen Candles?
Doesn't impress me, Ah-nald. Looks about the same as the X-Ray of my impacted bowel last week. I've seen lumberjacks with working muscles.
Hey, I've seen them before, but usually they're.. ah... bigger.
'Oh, look, this car has nitros oxide in her trunk, but I think the tank is leaking.'
Bet she won't touch my barbie collection again!
Really Dad? Stepen King bedtime story again. I haven't slept since BIRTH.View attachment 16102
Caption this.
When I told that idiot to bring catnip and CHICKS for the party...