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[kingricefan]

'Thanks for popping my back in place, Greta.'

 

[fushingfeef]

"Who ordered sushi?"

 

[Doc Creed]

"Okay! Okay! You don't have to bite my head off!"

 

[Sigmund]

"Who ordered sushi?"

Hey, sir! Always nice to see you posting. Hugs and squeezes to your young women.

 

[fushingfeef]

Hey, sir! Always nice to see you posting. Hugs and squeezes to your young women.

Thanks Siggie! Glad you're still posting here regularly!

Let's see a caption for this one:

 

[Neesy]

Thanks Siggie! Glad you're still posting here regularly!

Let's see a caption for this one:

Doggone it! Quit horsing around!

 

[fushingfeef]

Doggone it! Quit horsing around!

The dreaded double pun! Nicely done!

 

[fljoe0]

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I'm half in the bag

 

[Doc Creed]

Thanks Siggie! Glad you're still posting here regularly!

Let's see a caption for this one:

"My yard is not a shortcut!"

 

[Sigmund]

Thanks Siggie! Glad you're still posting here regularly!

Let's see a caption for this one:

Hey! You! Get offa my lawn.

 

[Sigmund]

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[Doc Creed]

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Wow, I guess you can get pregnant from a toilet seat.

 

[Sigmund]

Wow, I guess you can get pregnant from a toilet seat.

(I hate when that happens! I think it's happened to some Jerry Springer guests. )

 

[Doc Creed]

(I hate when that happens! I think it's happened to some Jerry Springer guests. )

 

[Neesy]

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You really can get pregnant from toilet seats?

 

[Neesy]

Wow, I guess you can get pregnant from a toilet seat.

Okay - honest to God I did not see this post first

Great minds think alike (and fools seldom differ)

 

[Doc Creed]

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How germaphobes use the air dryer...with an elbow.

 

[kingricefan]

"My yard is not a shortcut!"

When I was about 6 and growing up in Pennsylvania, our neighbors had a horse that they kept in their apple orchard. It was a mean b*stard. They lived next to us and the only way to their house was, of course, through the orchard. You had to figure out where the horse was, how far away, how many apple trees were in your path to hide behind as you ran for their house. That d*mn horse lived for these moments! I swear there was a look of glee in its eyes when it got us trapped behind a tree halfway across the orchard. I hate horses.....

 

[Doc Creed]

When I was about 6 and growing up in Pennsylvania, our neighbors had a horse that they kept in their apple orchard. It was a mean b*stard. They lived next to us and the only way to their house was, of course, through the orchard. You had to figure out where the horse was, how far away, how many apple trees were in your path to hide behind as you ran for their house. That d*mn horse lived for these moments! I swear there was a look of glee in its eyes when it got us trapped behind a tree halfway across the orchard. I hate horses.....

Haha...don't say that too loudly, Pegasus is listening. That's weird, I've never seen a mean horse. Did it think you were going to feed it? Cool story, though. Did you "borrow" any apples on your way?

 

[kingricefan]

Haha...don't say that too loudly, Pegasus is listening. That's weird, I've never seen a mean horse. Did it think you were going to feed it? Cool story, though. Did you "borrow" any apples on your way?

No, it didn't think we were going to feed it. It had plenty of apples there to eat. It was just pure evil. They got rid of it after it bit one of the kids.