Chantilly Lace and a Pretty Face...

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Dana Jean

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Marsha and I sat on a beach in Miami getting to know each other and we were there for quite a while before I realized that this beach was top optional. Didn't even notice!!!! And, lots of men in Speedos (I hate Speedos on men) that when they walked by us, their packages were level with our faces. I don't care how good your body is, Speedos are ugly and a man in swim trunks is much more attractive.
 

Todash

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Marsha and I sat on a beach in Miami getting to know each other and we were there for quite a while before I realized that this beach was top optional. Didn't even notice!!!! And, lots of men in Speedos (I hate Speedos on men) that when they walked by us, their packages were level with our faces. I don't care how good your body is, Speedos are ugly and a man in swim trunks is much more attractive.
I have never met any woman who finds Speedos even remotely attractive. Perhaps they are not FOR us ...
 

Todash

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A long, long time ago, I was at a swimsuit optional beach. I had my shirt off too. And I was in shape then. It was an interesting experience, and I don't mean anything salacious by that. It was actually pretty nice seeing people of all shapes and sizes unselfconscious about their bodies.

The one thing that bothered me was the, I guess you'd say, transpubescent girl in nothing but jogging shoes running along the water. Can't tell you why. There were people from toddlers to geezers enjoying the day in all their glory. Despite all the flesh, it was not what I'd say was sexy. But that girl bothered me a little.
Adolescent girls seem (are) vulnerable in a number of ways. That's why watching them grow up is bittersweet. On the one hand, it's like, own your body, baby! Be happy with it! Embrace your power! On the other hand ... you know they're going to get hurt, like we all do, and it would be nice sometimes if nature wouldn't hurry that phase along. They look ready for adulthood long before they really are.
 

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Marsha and I sat on a beach in Miami getting to know each other and we were there for quite a while before I realized that this beach was top optional. Didn't even notice!!!! And, lots of men in Speedos (I hate Speedos on men) that when they walked by us, their packages were level with our faces. I don't care how good your body is, Speedos are ugly and a man in swim trunks is much more attractive.

LMAO That reminds me of that episode of the Big Bang Theory, when he asked his lady friend to get a woman's interest in him started so he could go out with her.
He goes "Did you remember to tell her my package resembles a puma's tail?"
She looked at him all weird and I started cracking up laughing. That's still funny as I rewrite this.
A puma's tail. LMFAO
 

champ1966

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I haven't! I've been scheming to get it US side :) That and Afterlife--it's scandalously expensive here! I have a region free DVD player, but I'm afraid to buy it region 2 (which is MUCH more reasonable), just in case my player breaks.

I've got series 1. Haven't watched it in probably 10 years. Think I might have a Teachers fest this weekend
 

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Adolescent girls seem (are) vulnerable in a number of ways. That's why watching them grow up is bittersweet. On the one hand, it's like, own your body, baby! Be happy with it! Embrace your power! On the other hand ... you know they're going to get hurt, like we all do, and it would be nice sometimes if nature wouldn't hurry that phase along. They look ready for adulthood long before they really are.

I think that was part of it. The other part is.........

Okay, I've backspaced a few times now, and I think I just not ought to go there. A whole 'nother discussion for another thread. Maybe.
 

Kurben

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I haven't! I've been scheming to get it US side :) That and Afterlife--it's scandalously expensive here! I have a region free DVD player, but I'm afraid to buy it region 2 (which is MUCH more reasonable), just in case my player breaks.
If it is region free what are you afraid of? It should work. It is different if you a player with one region that you get fixed in a shop to play both. Then you can be worried. But if you bought regionfree there should be no problem. Or?
 

skimom2

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If it is region free what are you afraid of? It should work. It is different if you a player with one region that you get fixed in a shop to play both. Then you can be worried. But if you bought regionfree there should be no problem. Or?
I haven't actually seen region free players here anywhere. Mine came from my younger brother, and I suspect he did whatever techie people can do to 'unlock' a player to play anything. I gave in to temptation and ordered Afterlife seasons 1 & 2 in region 2 anyway--live dangerously with my $15 (lol). The US versions of this show are over $50 (Amazon price).
 

Kurben

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I haven't actually seen region free players here anywhere. Mine came from my younger brother, and I suspect he did whatever techie people can do to 'unlock' a player to play anything. I gave in to temptation and ordered Afterlife seasons 1 & 2 in region 2 anyway--live dangerously with my $15 (lol). The US versions of this show are over $50 (Amazon price).
In such cases... Always give in to temptations. It is the only way to beat them. Otherwise they will just be sitting on your shoulder and driving you crazy for years while they whisper in your ear buy it! buy it!. Have a good viewing! =D