When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up
Chuck Norris Friday!!!!!
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.......
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
...Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door....
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy...
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital....
Why are these so damn funny?...lmao...
Why are these so damn funny?...lmao...
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain...
Don't know. Sometimes it's the silliest things that crack you up.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter......
You are absolutely right. I've read these a hundred times, and they still crack me up. I guess I'm just easily amused or something..lol Whatever the reason, it definitely hits the funny bone..
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed....
I think, sometimes, on days like today, when there is such sadness about the terrible, awful things happening in our country and around the world, silly things that make us laugh are saving graces. Helps us to hold on to something good.
Or maybe that is just me, being silly.
