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DiO'Bolic

DiO'Bolic

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My top 5 reasons why it’s great to be a guy...

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Bathroom lines are 90% shorter and you can go without a support group.
3. You don't have to shave below your neck.
4. All your orgasms are real.
5. Periods!
 
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DiO'Bolic

DiO'Bolic

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Out of Order said:
Top 5 Beers:

1. Any
2. Every
3. All
$ Gimme
&. What number are we going up to?
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I take it you’ve never tried Malt Duck. Over 40 years since I’ve had it and the thought still sends shivers up my spine. As teenagers I think we once even buried a bottle to be opened in 100 years for future generations to contemplate... "What the hell were they thinking?" Unfortunately that field is probably now a strip mall.
 
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Out of Order

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
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New Hampster
DiO'Bolic said:
I take it you’ve never tried Malt Duck. Over 40 years since I’ve had it and the thought still sends shivers up my spine. As teenagers I think we once even buried a bottle to be opened in 100 years for future generations to contemplate... "What the hell were they thinking?" Unfortunately that field is probably now a strip mall.
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Always 'game' to try something new. Is it as good as Ballantine or Haffenreffer? And did it have puzzles in the cap on the bottles? I love the can..........

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DiO'Bolic

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
Out of Order said:
Always 'game' to try something new. Is it as good as Ballantine or Haffenreffer? And did it have puzzles in the cap on the bottles? I love the can..........

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That can is from the 80's when they brought it back after they "refined" it, I believe.

Nothing can compare, except maybe for drinking putrid stagnant water after some well past prime grapes have fallen into it, and a herd of cows stomped up the slop, all the while relieving themselves into the mixture.

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Out of Order

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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DiO'Bolic said:
That can is from the 80's when they brought it back after they "refined" it, I believe.

Nothing can compare, except maybe for drinking putrid stagnant water after some well past prime grapes have fallen into it, and a herd of cows stomped up the slop, all the while relieving themselves into the mixture.
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Are you sure I can't get my hands on the original? That sounds heavenly........
 
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Grandpa

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My top five trips:

Car tour of Ireland.
Bouncing about San Francisco.
Driving around the south island of New Zealand.
Camping in the Rockies.
Car trip from Colorado to California, including fascinating towns, Meteor Crater, petroglyphs, Disneyland, ocean swimming, and one very starry, starry night.
 
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