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Dana Jean! Goats Are the Best Animals on the Internet!
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Okay, that was like a carnival ride. Made me spinny!
Have you seen those 2 guys on the Evine shopping channel that sell lotions, and soaps, and stuff? They live on a farm, and always bring one or 2 goats with them on the show when they are selling their products. They were there yesterday. They sure love their goats!
That's scary! My first thought was... How are they going to get down?
My second thought was... how did they get up there? Do goats normally climb trees?
My goats didn't, but they are the Evel Knievel of the animal world though.That's scary! My first thought was... How are they going to get down?
OK @ Danie and Dana Jean I used to love goats until this... Here are the pictures and posts I put on face book
(this is funny because I had just posted a thing on facebook about how much I hate animal cruelty then walked out to find a GIANT goat standing on top of my car) On a note related to animal cruelty. I am about to commit some felonies on some GOSH DARN GOATS THAT KEEP GETTING OUT AND DENTING UP AND SCRATCHING MY GOSH DARN CAR! I AM ABOUT TO GO BE A PART OF THE NEXT ASPCA COMMERCIAL IF THIS FRICKIN GOAT DONT QUIT FINDING MY CAR TO JUMP ON SUM*!*CH
(then I went out and found out there was an entire heard of them.
(this is funny because I had just posted a thing on facebook about how much I hate animal cruelty then walked out to find a GIANT goat standing on top of my car) On a note related to animal cruelty. I am about to commit some felonies on some GOSH DARN GOATS THAT KEEP GETTING OUT AND DENTING UP AND SCRATCHING MY GOSH DARN CAR! I AM ABOUT TO GO BE A PART OF THE NEXT ASPCA COMMERCIAL IF THIS FRICKIN GOAT DONT QUIT FINDING MY CAR TO JUMP ON SUM*!*CH
(then I went out and found out there was an entire heard of them.
you cant tell in that picture but that thing is so small it is like 1/4 the size the bail of hay. I will give him props on b@#ls alone because when i went outside all the goats took off then this little s#!t was like oh f that I was eating some good hay came right back climbed on top of the hay and started eating. I thought you know what you deserve it. eat up you sumb*%#!h.
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Then I tried to chase them off and was almost succesfull
(here is what I wrote in this post
By the way this is what happens when you try to chase goats out of your yard.
That big one on the right with the horns is the one that was playing hop scotch on my car. I kept wondering how my car was getting dents. Look at the little baby in the flower pot eating the flower its a nice touch. GOATS FOR SALE THEY'RE NOT MINE BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM IF THE NEIGHBOORS DONT NOTICE YOU TAKING THEM
(here is what I wrote in this post
By the way this is what happens when you try to chase goats out of your yard.
That big one on the right with the horns is the one that was playing hop scotch on my car. I kept wondering how my car was getting dents. Look at the little baby in the flower pot eating the flower its a nice touch. GOATS FOR SALE THEY'RE NOT MINE BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM IF THE NEIGHBOORS DONT NOTICE YOU TAKING THEM
BLASPHEMER!
You must be very very careful when speaking about goats Ashcrash. I would hate to call my goat minions -- The Goatsa Nostra.
They may make you an offer you cannot refuse. (Goat cheese, goat milk, goat soap)