Dana Jean! Goats Are the Best Animals on the Internet!

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Ashcrash

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BLASPHEMER!:rage:

You must be very very careful when speaking about goats Ashcrash. I would hate to call my goat minions -- The Goatsa Nostra. :tough: They may make you an offer you cannot refuse. (Goat cheese, goat milk, goat soap);;D
Yeah I was kidding though. I could never hurt an animal. And when I went outside to chase them out of the hay all the goats took off but that little one instantly turned around and jumped on the hay and started eating again and it literally was made me laugh. Then when I was chasing them away and that same one jumped into the flower pot and started eating.....well lets just say it stole my heart. That's my kind of goat LOL.
 

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Yeah I was kidding though. I could never hurt an animal. And when I went outside to chase them out of the hay all the goats took off but that little one instantly turned around and jumped on the hay and started eating again and it literally was made me laugh. Then when I was chasing them away and that same one jumped into the flower pot and started eating.....well lets just say it stole my heart. That's my kind of goat LOL.
Maybe they just want your attention? THey might want you to play with them. But, I would be totally p*ssed too if I went outside and my car was dented. That is not good.
 

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Yeah that brown goat is my horses surrogate baby. I have always like that brown goat because it like me. And it is friends with the horse. so before the neighbor had all those goats and after I had to get rid of the horses baby they became friends. She will holler if she cant get to the brown goat and she will let it eat with her but not the others. LOL
 

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Goats can be dangerous......
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Dana Jean

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By his hostages???? You mean the goat held them hostage?
No, the goat was being held hostage (duh! hostage takers!!!! not hostages. The goats are hostages!) and made to pose with assault rifles and rob banks! And after a while, these goats will have Stockholm syndrome and start doing it in support of said hostage takers.;;D
 
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Jail Goat!!

Stubborn goat 'arrested' for refusing to leave Tim Hortons coffee shop



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A goat that settled down in the entryway of a Saskatchewan Tim Hortons early Sunday morning was “arrested” by Royal Canadian Mounted Police after refusing to leave the coffee chain.

Employees asked the goat to “leave” and even walked him outside, but the animal just turned around and came "back in through the automatic doors,” according to a playful press release from the RCMP.

Employees told the police officers that they thought the goat was cold and wanted to sleep in the entrance. The officers “escorted” the goat to the police vehicle, and after “knocking on every farmhouse” door in the area, took the animal to the local animal hospital.

The owners were eventually located and the goat is “back with his owners after his adventurous night out on the town,” according the officials.
 

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Aw, sweet
Jail Goat!!

Stubborn goat 'arrested' for refusing to leave Tim Hortons coffee shop











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A goat that settled down in the entryway of a Saskatchewan Tim Hortons early Sunday morning was “arrested” by Royal Canadian Mounted Police after refusing to leave the coffee chain.

Employees asked the goat to “leave” and even walked him outside, but the animal just turned around and came "back in through the automatic doors,” according to a playful press release from the RCMP.

Employees told the police officers that they thought the goat was cold and wanted to sleep in the entrance. The officers “escorted” the goat to the police vehicle, and after “knocking on every farmhouse” door in the area, took the animal to the local animal hospital.

The owners were eventually located and the goat is “back with his owners after his adventurous night out on the town,” according the officials.
thing. But I am so glad people were kind and helped him.
 
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