Dear santa...

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  1. Stanley Ruiz
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    Stanley Ruiz Well-Known Member

    Dear santa,

    Now i know i've been a bit of a pain in the arse this year,
    But I saw this and thought you could overlook my message board tantrums

    ...pleeeeeeeeseeeeeeeee!

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    So whadda you guys want from santa?
  2. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ...my son to see us before he goes back to training...that's all-yet so much...
  3. king family fan
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    king family fan Prolific member

    to keep my eyesight
  4. ghost19
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    ghost19 .....Damn Zombies.....

    Dear Santa, I would like Kate Beckinsale and a bottle of Irish Whiskey for Christmas. I don't think that's asking too much. You can even send the Whiskey with Kate, I don't mind sharing it with her. She will be treated fairly and courteously....the whiskey I mean....no guarantees on what I'm doing with Beckinsale..:love::lurve::lurve:
  5. if-so-Grrl
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    Time with friends and family, and my puppy. The little monster, too. But mostly, right now, I want my puppy.

    So Santa, if you can put a kind thought for me in my boss's head, so maybe she will give me that couple of weeks off when I get back to Dutch and a ticket home, I'd mightily appreciate it. Please?
  6. FlakeNoir
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    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    Dear Santa,

    Please may I have a happy household this Christmas without any drama... and also I would love to find some paid employment in the New Year.

    Thank you, with love, hugs, kisses and chocolate...

    Flakes.
  7. Srbo
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    Modern Day Santa Claus

    Dear Santa

    How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, are fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X - Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

    Merry Christmas,

    Timmy Jones
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    Dear Timmy,
    Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.*

    Merry Christmas,

    Santa Claus
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    Mr. Claus,

    Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

    Respectfully,

    Tim Jones
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    Mr. Jones,

    While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

    Very Truly Yours,

    S Claus
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    Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want.

    WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

    T - Bone
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    Listen Pizza Face,

    Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a porky G - banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your **** wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now; you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

    S Clizzy
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    Dear Santa,

    Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

    Timmy
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    Timmy,

    That's what I thought you little bastard.

    Santa.
  8. if-so-Grrl
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    if-so-Grrl Well-Known Member

    Srbo,

    thanks for an excellent laugh! I needed that.
  9. Spideyman
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    Dear Santa,

    I want not for myself. I'd love if you could grant every request posted by my Ka-Tet family. One small favor- please take care of all the critters for they believe in Santa Paws too.
  10. if-so-Grrl
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    if-so-Grrl Well-Known Member

    Oh, and Santa? I know it's asking a lot, but...whirled peas.
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    blunthead Well-Known Member

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  13. ghost19
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    ghost19 .....Damn Zombies.....

    Oh Good Gan Blunt, you just sent pics of my perfect Christmas...or perfect any other day for that matter....She's so pretty....and Beckinsale ain't bad either. A log cabin in the Rockies, snowed in with Kate and a bottle of Jameson...the possibilities.....:)
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  14. blunthead
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    blunthead Well-Known Member

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  15. Lina
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    Dear Santa,

    I have really tried to be a good girl this year... I know I failed, but still... ;) I would like to get Tom Hiddleston;DD But since it is impossible, a ticket for Coriolanus with him would be enough!

    Apart from that, I will not ask for anything, the things that can be bought I will buy myself... And as for the things that cannot be purchased, I don't think that Santa will help here...
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  17. Debbie913
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    Dear Santa,
    What I want most for Christmas this year is for my son, his wife, and my 3 yr old grandson to come have dinner with his family. I've been almost good almost the whole year, so I hope I can have what I want!
  18. blunthead
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    blunthead Well-Known Member

    I hope they do, too! :)
  19. Stanley Ruiz
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    Stanley Ruiz Well-Known Member

    All the best folks for 2014 - im off now, don't think i can post until the new year anyway (moderated newbie status) so have a drink(sorry ifso) for me and put a mince pie on the fireplace.

    :m_stocking:

    Sheemus p kringle.
  20. FlakeNoir
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    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    Have a good Christmas... and don't forget that you can still have Conversations/P.M's with people. :)

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