I remember working in the outback, at a school, and I just finished period four. It was hot, and I could feel the sweat running from my armpits. When I plonked my stuff on my table, the female teacher next too mine said I smelled and should spray on some deodorant. I asked her if she was ovulating. She asked me what that had to do with it.
I said you might find out.
It is a fact that when women ovulate, they tend to ignore smelly men odours. This is evolutionary, enabling men to work out who to ****. She was my next door neighbour as well. Where we lived, we had this type of mini-door on every back fence for the lawnmower man too take his stuff between each backyard.
Being of Northern European descent, I have a habit of going out into the backyard nude after taking a shower to hang up the wet towel. I caught her about two weeks after calling me smelly, peering over her fence ( she was pretending to be doing some gardening). The next day (a Sunday) I was putting my towel on the line and her head popped over the fence and she asked me how I was going. I walked over to her and she asked me if I wanted to come in to her flat for a cup of coffee. She was 26, brown-haired, and built like a nurse. I told her I'd come in after I got changed. She told me that it was allright, I didn't have too get changed. She made nice coffee and I had some Monte-Carlo biscuits.
I said you might find out.
It is a fact that when women ovulate, they tend to ignore smelly men odours. This is evolutionary, enabling men to work out who to ****. She was my next door neighbour as well. Where we lived, we had this type of mini-door on every back fence for the lawnmower man too take his stuff between each backyard.
Being of Northern European descent, I have a habit of going out into the backyard nude after taking a shower to hang up the wet towel. I caught her about two weeks after calling me smelly, peering over her fence ( she was pretending to be doing some gardening). The next day (a Sunday) I was putting my towel on the line and her head popped over the fence and she asked me how I was going. I walked over to her and she asked me if I wanted to come in to her flat for a cup of coffee. She was 26, brown-haired, and built like a nurse. I told her I'd come in after I got changed. She told me that it was allright, I didn't have too get changed. She made nice coffee and I had some Monte-Carlo biscuits.
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