Do ovulating women find 'smelly' men less digusting?

[Todash]

Oh my lard, forget the novena, I need to have a high Mass said for the people here. Sprinkle all the Holy Water....burn all the incense...bless tubs of Holy Water.................ain't gonna do it.
Flicks pages for extreme stuff for folks of Puragtory.

Much appreciate the effort, even if it will be fruitless in the end.

Only the good die young, guys. Remember that.

 

[not_nadine]

Nope, your doomed

 

[Neesy]

I remember working in the outback, at a school, and I just finished period four. It was hot, and I could feel the sweat running from my armpits. When I plonked my stuff on my table, the female teacher next too mine said I smelled and should spray on some deodorant. I asked her if she was ovulating. She asked me what that had to do with it.
I said you might find out.
It is a fact that when women ovulate, they tend to ignore smelly men odours. This is evolutionary, enabling men to work out who to ****. She was my next door neighbour as well. Where we lived, we had this type of mini-door on every back fence for the lawnmower man too take his stuff between each backyard.
Being of Northern European descent, I have a habit of going out into the backyard nude after taking a shower to hang up the wet towel. I caught her about two weeks after calling me smelly, peering over her fence ( she was pretending to be doing some gardening). The next day (a Sunday) I was putting my towel on the line and her head popped over the fence and she asked me how I was going. I walked over to her and she asked me if I wanted to come in to her flat for a cup of coffee. She was 26, brown-haired, and built like a nurse. I told her I'd come in after I got changed. She told me that it was allright, I didn't have too get changed. She made nice coffee and I had some Monte-Carlo biscuits.

Oh Dear - I have somehow wandered into Penthouse Forum on-line!

 

[Sigmund]

Much appreciate the effort, even if it will be fruitless in the end.

Only the good die young, guys. Remember that.

Ha!


"Only the good die young" ? I'll live forever!

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

Sorry. Sounds too much like

Spoiler: Sully thread

smegma

 

[CriticAndProud]

Sorry. Sounds too much like

Spoiler: Sully thread

smegma

Uh-oh......

 

[FlakeNoir]

 

[Neesy]

It may actually have a lot to do with pheromones
But hopefully there is some intellectual attraction there as well for when a couple gets older

 

[blunthead]

Oh my lard, forget the novena, I need to have a high Mass said for the people here. Sprinkle all the Holy Water....burn all the incense...bless tubs of Holy Water.................ain't gonna do it.
Flicks pages for extreme stuff for folks of Puragtory.

You pray to lard? Does that help?

 

[FlakeNoir]

You pray to lard? Does that help?

Yeah, because when she does, they're just... chewing the fat.

 

[blunthead]

Yeah, because when she does, they're just... chewing the fat.

I pray to lard but it doesn't help. Lard Butt is my dog.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I pray to lard but it doesn't help. Lard Butt is my dog.

Is that what you call her? How's she doing btw?

 

[blunthead]

Is that what you call her? How's she doing btw?

We're in love. She's very happy 'cause she knows I'll never abandon her as long as I live. She'd been adopted and returned twice, can you imagine? I intend to prove to her that the past is a lot of crap.

 

[FlakeNoir]

We're in love. She's very happy 'cause she knows I'll never abandon her as long as I live. She'd been adopted and returned twice, can you imagine? I intend to prove to her that the past is a lot of crap.

I'm so pleased for you both, this is wonderful.

 

[blunthead]

I'm so pleased for you both, this is wonderful.

She's my little girl puppy dog.

 

[champ1966]

It isn't!!!!! I promise!!!!

You Swedes are so reserved. Here in the UK wearing clothes while gardening is frowned upon.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

I'm not Catholic. Will it still work on me?

Oh kingricefan, don't be silly. Of course not! You, my friend, are destined for hell. We Catholics are an elite group, don't you know.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Built like GNTLGNT obviously.

...wellll, I do have rather shapely calves....though udders might think that's nonsense...

 

[GNTLGNT]

I couldn't find a pic of Bigfoot wearing a nurse's hat (sorry GNTLGNT ), so here's this:
View attachment 6870

...I work with a coupla nurses that could scare a 'Squatch...

 

[Todash]

You Swedes are so reserved. Here in the UK wearing clothes while gardening is frowned upon.

Yep. When I think Brits, I think "wild abandon."

I'm suddenly picturing Hercule Poirot in the altogether tending to his marrows. It's too early (here) for a mental image like that.