I can laugh with the best of them. Yeps. 
Do Women Use Wiles?
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LOL, yeah that is definitely a wile Sig..Fast thinking...
Really? That was a wile? ...Now I'm thinking what I might have done if the perfume had not fallen. 
Never been good at that. Yours was a real devour one, Siggy! Congratulations!
Must correct myself. I wrote devious one (i am sure) but somehow it was transformed to devour one which is a bit unclear at least to me even if it is a word.
Devour means to eat quickly, like a predator would devour prey. So it kinda works here, too.
I've got a dandy of a parody for this thread.
I'll just go ahead and tell ya that Women Do Use Files.I've got a dandy of a parody for this thread.
Fingernail and Secret.
Women are the best at using their sexuality to take advantage of the male species. And that works. Not only male, they do it amongst their fellow women. Do women like other women?
Not what I was thinking, but now I've gots to know what's in your secret file..........
Fingernails....or maybe it's shaved coconut.
Why did you shave your coconut?
He had been on a deserted island and hadn't seen a razor in as many years. Looked like a castaway, kinda like Tom Hanks in that one movie of which I can't recall the titlement.
Thanks for reminding me of the title. I had evidently cast it away from my memory.Cast Away as you said, but I believe it was a volleyball that Hanks was shaving.....
About this volleyball...Well...son. I seem to have forgotten the ball's name too.
Women generally have a wider everything.
It's always so nice to see you on the board.
Well...yeah, can't argue with that.
And back atcha.
I knew I should've spiked it, but the bloody handprint face seemed to be pleading me not to.I see you're playing games with me, but your last attempt went into the net.....
I keep reading the title of this thread as "willies"