Do you get any 'gifts' if you recruit a possible new SKMB member?

[Blake]

Just asking. Where I buy my cigarettes, the girl that works there is a Stephen King fan. How do I know this? Because there was a copy of Gerald's Game sitting at the end of the counter. I asked her if she liked Stephen King and she said that she's read about 20 of his books and she loved Gerald's Game because it was obvious King understood women. I told her about the site here, and she said she'll look into it. Nice young woman, calls me 'Sir' when I go to buy my smokes.

 

[not_nadine]

Yer Flirtin.

 

[kingricefan]

No gifts for recruiting members but you do have to pay me the yearly admission fee. Cash only.






just kidding

 

[GNTLGNT]

...sure do!....Cujo stops by your place and pees on your leg.....

 

[not_nadine]

You should be expecting Mr. King at your door anytime now. He usually brings flowers and balloons.
It gets quite old.

 

[Blake]

No gifts for recruiting members but you do have to pay me the yearly admission fee. Cash only.






just kidding

Do you take money orders? I don't deal in cash. I'm the plastic man.

 

[Blake]

You should be expecting Mr. King at your door anytime now. He usually brings flowers and balloons.
It gets quite old.

Do you have a thing in America called 'Mr. Whippy'? It's like a van that goes around selling icecreams and the kids run out and get a choc-top or a plain vanilla or strawberry, and here- well I haven't see one in Newcastle for a while, but in Darlinghurst in Sydney-they used to play the song 'Greensleeves'.

 

[not_nadine]

I had Mr. Softee and Jack & Jill. And they play music coming up the street.

Did you read "Mr. Mercedes?"

 

[kingricefan]

I had Mr. Softee and Jack & Jill. And they play music coming up the street.

Did you read "Mr. Mercedes?"

That's a scary costume!

 

[not_nadine]

 

[kingricefan]

I found Waldo!!

 

[blunthead]

Just asking. Where I buy my cigarettes, the girl that works there is a Stephen King fan. How do I know this? Because there was a copy of Gerald's Game sitting at the end of the counter. I asked her if she liked Stephen King and she said that she's read about 20 of his books and she loved Gerald's Game because it was obvious King understood women. I told her about the site here, and she said she'll look into it. Nice young woman, calls me 'Sir' when I go to buy my smokes.

...so, what'd she about "gifts"...?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You need to keep checking under your bed. Have you looked there lately?

 

[blunthead]

...so, what'd she about "gifts"...?

I really gotta proofread. Nevermind.

 

[Blake]

You need to keep checking under your bed. Have you looked there lately?

I don't own a bed. I sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag.

 

[Blake]

Yer Flirtin.

She's old enough to be my daughter. I don't know if her father owns the tobacconist store, I think he might own a liquor store as well. Very friendly, polite, young women.

 

[Blake]

I had Mr. Softee and Jack & Jill. And they play music coming up the street.

Did you read "Mr. Mercedes?"

I got it, but it has to wait it's turn as I follow the order in my 'Too be read' cabinet. I've read about the first 50 pages, and will read the rest in 2 weeks. See, I misplaced it and was going through some boxes, and that's where I found the magazine with the Stephen King essay on gargoyles.

 

[Blake]

You should be expecting Mr. King at your door anytime now. He usually brings flowers and balloons.
It gets quite old.

I'd first throw some holy water over him and then press a cross against his forehead, and then stuff garlic down his pants, and if he wants to come in after that, he'd be welcome.

 

[Sundrop]

I really gotta proofread. Nevermind.

It's okay.....we're all happily amazed that you regained so much after the fall.....

 

[AToyStoryInCali]

Sure do! You get a bouquet of balloons and a hat that says I Heart Derry!!!