The man who invented chocolate vodka more than makes up for the bast**d who invented panty hose.
Katie Graykowski
Katie Graykowski
Famous Quotes . . .
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Things we hated as children:
naps and being spanked.
Things we love as adults:
naps and being spanked.
naps and being spanked.
Things we love as adults:
naps and being spanked.
The fact that there is a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Yep!
Used to watch the "Prisoner" every night after work on PBS,
Always followed "Monty Python"
Used to watch the "Prisoner" every night after work on PBS,
Always followed "Monty Python"
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.- Meatwad
Hello, Dr. Cheesesteak? We require one sandwich.... - Master Shake
I'm Dr. Rockso and I do cocaine. Seriously, lots and lots of cocaine!! - Dr. Rockso
I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
Unknown
Unknown
This would be even funnier if once you're laughing you didn't soon realize just how true it is!
"Lord, please allow these scratched lottery tickets with their slivery seasonings to nourish our bodies as they were unable to do the same to our wallets. And thank ya fer the untimely frost which clamed my bananer orchard. Oh, I was a fool ta plant bananers on a mountain! You made sure of that. So, in short, thanks for nothin'."
--Early Cuyler
--Early Cuyler
May the sun bring you new energy by day.
May the moon softly restore you by night.
May the rain wash away your worries.
May the breeze blow new strength into your being.
May you walk gently through the world and know its beauty all the days of your life.
— Apache blessing
May the moon softly restore you by night.
May the rain wash away your worries.
May the breeze blow new strength into your being.
May you walk gently through the world and know its beauty all the days of your life.
— Apache blessing