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Favourite new expressions.......
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What was it? I may steal... borrow it from time to time.
Here are some of my favorite sayings about being busy.
I'm so busy I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Busier than a one legged man in an A$$ kicking contest.
Oh here's another good one.
Don't write a check with your mouth that your A$$ can't cover.
Just wondering.... Why do so many good expressions have cusses in them? Maybe they don't, but the ones I use/like do. Hmm.
Don't write a check with your mouth that your A$$ can't cover.
Just wondering.... Why do so many good expressions have cusses in them? Maybe they don't, but the ones I use/like do. Hmm.
Oh my gosh y'all I'm sorry. I can't stop.
Stick a feather up your A$$ and we'll both be tickled.
You're talking out your A$$ because your mouth knows better.
You'd worry the paint off a fence post.
...and one more for the road.... Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
OK, I think I'm good now.
Stick a feather up your A$$ and we'll both be tickled.
You're talking out your A$$ because your mouth knows better.
You'd worry the paint off a fence post.
...and one more for the road.... Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
OK, I think I'm good now.
When I'm frustrated, but not really pissy: "Fuzznuts!"
When someone is laying on their horn for no good reason: "Blow yer nose, you'll get more out of it!"
When a destination is close by: "It's only a hop skip and a jump away."
When it's very noisy: "It's so loud I can't hear myself think!"
For fast, crazy drivers: "They're drivin' like a bat outta hell."
A favorite of my mother's when someone really ticked her off: "Oh go suck an egg!"
And a personal favorite: "If ya wanna get somethin' done right, do it yourself."
When someone is laying on their horn for no good reason: "Blow yer nose, you'll get more out of it!"
When a destination is close by: "It's only a hop skip and a jump away."
When it's very noisy: "It's so loud I can't hear myself think!"
For fast, crazy drivers: "They're drivin' like a bat outta hell."
A favorite of my mother's when someone really ticked her off: "Oh go suck an egg!"
And a personal favorite: "If ya wanna get somethin' done right, do it yourself."
This reminded me of my uncle, who would say of a bit of money:
It'll keep you in beer and cigarettes ... if you don't drink or smoke too much.
I came up with quote today on my own, and it's a pretty good one if I do say so myself!
"No one achieves greatness by acting normally."
"No one achieves greatness by acting normally."
Oh my gosh y'all I'm sorry. I can't stop.
Stick a feather up your A$$ and we'll both be tickled.
You're talking out your A$$ because your mouth knows better.
You'd worry the paint off a fence post.
...and one more for the road.... Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
OK, I think I'm good now.
Well, if we're going to the rear of the line for the quotes: "Hey, if I'd wanted to listen to an a$$hole, I would've farted."
One of the favorites of the elders in my family: "Bye! Write if you get work!"
Hope you're feeling better.Or feeling better after having been down with a stomach bug most of the weekend.
I am really stuck on Docter Who sayings/idioms/whatever. I was watching The Curse of Oak Island last night and the guys were talking about giving up on 10k. I told them, You can't give up! "The quest is the quest!"
Much better by yesterday, thanks. Fortunately, I got a fairly mild case but it still had me not quite up to speed for the entire weekend. I want a do-over--of the extra day off, not the flu!
...force the fluids hun....still.....can't have you dehydrating.....Much better by yesterday, thanks. Fortunately, I got a fairly mild case but it still had me not quite up to speed for the entire weekend. I want a do-over--of the extra day off, not the flu!
My fav expression this year is vaping. I am 20 off the smokes and vaping really helped me the first few days. I do not bother with it now, though. I am just so cool without nicotice at all.
Ack.. you never mentioned it. (((M))) Glad you're coming right now... oh and Stephen said to say, 'yeah sure... go for it, take the rest of the month off, then work from home thereafter.'Much better by yesterday, thanks. Fortunately, I got a fairly mild case but it still had me not quite up to speed for the entire weekend. I want a do-over--of the extra day off, not the flu!
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dream...?
You know the expression, fight fire with fire.
The first time I heard that I thought the person who said it was saying it wrong because you fight fire with water or baking soda. Even though the person who said it, said it right, it still doesn't make sense to me.
Have you ever seen the fire department take a fire to a fire to put it out? What am I missing here?
Are they talking about gun fire? If they are they should say so and quit messing with my understanding of how things work.
The first time I heard that I thought the person who said it was saying it wrong because you fight fire with water or baking soda. Even though the person who said it, said it right, it still doesn't make sense to me.
Have you ever seen the fire department take a fire to a fire to put it out? What am I missing here?
Are they talking about gun fire? If they are they should say so and quit messing with my understanding of how things work.
Nope.Much better by yesterday, thanks. Fortunately, I got a fairly mild case but it still had me not quite up to speed for the entire weekend. I want a do-over--of the extra day off, not the flu!
Maybe that expression is about when firefighters start a line of small fires to cause forest fires to burn out. The line of smaller fires burns up everything flammable. The forest fire has nowhere left to go.You know the expression, fight fire with fire.
The first time I heard that I thought the person who said it was saying it wrong because you fight fire with water or baking soda. Even though the person who said it, said it right, it still doesn't make sense to me.
Have you ever seen the fire department take a fire to a fire to put it out? What am I missing here?
Are they talking about gun fire? If they are they should say so and quit messing with my understanding of how things work.
A guy I used to work with told me he got a kick out of a foul expression of his dad's which made no sense: Bastardass. I adopted it as my own.
Boo to being sick on a holiday. I'm glad you're feeling better though. Buck up it's nearly Friday, kind of.Much better by yesterday, thanks. Fortunately, I got a fairly mild case but it still had me not quite up to speed for the entire weekend. I want a do-over--of the extra day off, not the flu!