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Sorry, with this year’s reverse mojo thing going on in the playoffs, I’ll be rooting for the Panthers, but with this level of enthusiasm...
But I’m really hoping the old man will git 'er done in his last rodeo (he was a Bronco and Colt, ya know
). We'll be watching the game at our place with family and friends in two rooms, the living room and the rec room. The rec room will be designated for the real men. And the living room for the ladies, the casual football watching guys who bring a six pack and a million questions, and my brother-in-law who loves to hear himself talk incessantly.
I'd have to watch the game with the real men......the ladies would probably throw me out of the living room after I slapped the casual football guys for asking too many questions, and taping your brother-in-law's mouth with duct tape.....Sorry, with this year’s reverse mojo thing going on in the playoffs, I’ll be rooting for the Panthers, but with this level of enthusiasm...
But I’m really hoping the old man will git 'er done in his last rodeo (he was a Bronco and Colt, ya know
We'll be watching the game at our place with family and friends in two rooms, the living room and the rec room. The rec room will be designated for the real men. And the living room for the ladies, the casual football watching guys who bring a six pack and a million questions, and my brother-in-law who loves to hear himself talk incessantly.
oh yeah, and sometimes I cuss fairly loud......
Cussin' is mandatory in the rec room during the game... As is belching, farting and spilling beer.
I don't drink beer.....but I've been known to spill everyone else's!Cussin' is mandatory in the rec room during the game... As is belching, farting and spilling beer.
You'd be more than welcome then.
OK, cussing and belching are acceptable (due to all the junk food and beer). Farting may get you a dirty look but it's understandable, too. Spilling beer is just wrong. Ultimate party foul and you will be served in a sippy cup for the rest of the night.Cussin' is mandatory in the rec room during the game... As is belching, farting and spilling beer.
If I'm the one spilling the beer, do I have to have a sippy cup too? It doesn't seem right, since I don't drink the stuff.....OK, cussing and belching are acceptable (due to all the junk food and beer). Farting may get you a dirty look but it's understandable, too. Spilling beer is just wrong. Ultimate party foul and you will be served in a sippy cup for the rest of the night.
Thanks!You'd be more than welcome then.
I do wish you'd pull for the Broncos though......after all, I'm taking the wussy men out, and shutting up your brother-in-law.......that's gotta be worth something!
No, but we might have to move you into a "Sunny Section" so others can avoid the flailing!
Sounds kinda lonesome.......No, but we might have to move you into a "Sunny Section" so others can avoid the flailing!
No, no, you'll be close by. Just far enough away that our beer is safe!Sounds kinda lonesome.......
In addition to the regular brands of beer I have on hand... Budweiser, Genesee, Milwaukee’s Best and Coors Light, everyone looks forward to the case of craft beer with a humorous name I pick up each year. Last year was Hoppy Ending Pale Ale. I was thinking this year it might be Sex Panther, but being a double chocolate porter, probably nobody would drink it... although Flake might suck down the whole thing down by her lonesome.OK, cussing and belching are acceptable (due to all the junk food and beer). Farting may get you a dirty look but it's understandable, too. Spilling beer is just wrong. Ultimate party foul and you will be served in a sippy cup for the rest of the night.
Will probably go with Brew Free! or Die IPA this year.
That actually sounds pretty good! I love a good chocolate porter, but I usually call those "go to bed beers" because after one or two I get sleepy!In addition to the regular brands of beer I have on hand (Budweiser, Genesee, Milwaukee’s Best and Coors Light, everyone looks forward to the case of craft beer with a humorous name I pick up each year. Last year was Hoppy Ending Pale Ale. I was thinking this year it might be Sex Panther, but being a double chocolate porter, probably nobody would drink it... although Flake might suck down the whole thing by her lonesome.
Will probably go with Brew Free! or Die IPA the year.
LOL Perhaps the 'Sex Panther' part might change your mood.That actually sounds pretty good! I love a good chocolate porter, but I usually call those "go to bed beers" because after one or two I get sleepy!
LOL Perhaps the 'Sex Panther' part might change your mood.
Nope, I'm sure after a good Sex Panther I'd really be sleepy!
Nope, I'm sure after a good Sex Panther I'd really be sleepy!
Looking back over the last couple of pages and taking notice to Grandpa’s comments on things like QB arm strength, running abilities, offensive line prowess and awesome defenses, I've come to think it’s his job to set the bar on the SKMB, and my job to lower it.
Ha! Yes! You guys are the Yin and Yang of the SKMB!
Ha! Yes! You guys are the Yin and Yang of the SKMB!
In DiO's case it's more like Yin and Yank........