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DiO'Bolic

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The NY Jest (yes, I know what I did there) are just going to tweak their game plan this weekend against the Ravens. The Jets offensive line is going to do their damnedest to give Geno Smith enough time to accurately throw the ball to Lardarius Webb and Shareece Wright. Defensive backs will now ask ‘politely’ if the Ravens’ wide receivers would kindly step out of bounds after catching every pass thrown at them. The Jets wide receivers are to run man-on-man routes, and not allow separation. Nick Folk and Lachlan Edwards have been placed on a strict diets of Wheaties this week to insure every kickoff or punt goes through the endzone so there is no chance for a return. Also, when the Ravens offensive gets into the 'Redzone’ it will now be referred to as the ‘Wide Open Range.’ Special teams... We don't have no stinkin' special teams. And the Jets player chant this weekend will be “Look at the bright side... next week we play the Browns!”
 
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shaitan

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The NY Jest (yes, I know what I did there) are just going to tweak their game plan this weekend against the Ravens. The Jets offensive line is going to do their damnedest to give Geno Smith enough time to accurately throw the ball to Lardarius Webb and Shareece Wright. Defensive backs will now ask ‘politely’ if the Ravens’ wide receivers would kindly step out of bounds after catching every pass thrown at them. The Jets wide receivers are to run man-on-man routes, and not allow separation. Nick Folk and Lachlan Edwards have been placed on a strict diets of Wheaties this week to insure every kickoff or punt goes through the endzone so there is no chance for a return. Also, when the Ravens offensive gets into the 'Redzone’ it will now be referred to as the ‘Wide Open Range.’ Special teams... We don't have no stinkin' special teams. And the Jets player chant this weekend will be “Look at the bright side... next week we play the Browns!”

Keep your fingers crossed and pray to Gan they don't lose to the Browns. I mean, how embarrassing would that be, right?!
 

jacobtlong

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Glad the Tide beat the Aggies yesterday. Glad Ohio State lost to Penn State.

I think the Browns are going to have a perfect season this year. 0-16 will happen. Not even the Jets could lose to them if every member of the Jets overslept and couldn't make it off the bus in time for the game.

Glad the Giants and the Colts figured out how win again.

We'll see how the Broncos do tomorrow night. I have my doubts.
 

jacobtlong

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And we have our tie for the year. Seahawks and Cards can't even win in the game of field goals. Both teams had the chance to win it in the final two minutes of overtime... and they both missed field goals. Pretty substandard game, but the real loser is Arizona. They outplayed Seattle by far and still couldn't get it done.
 

shaitan

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And we have our tie for the year. Seahawks and Cards can't even win in the game of field goals. Both teams had the chance to win it in the final two minutes of overtime... and they both missed field goals. Pretty substandard game, but the real loser is Arizona. They outplayed Seattle by far and still couldn't get it done.
Was that a Jets-Browns simulation game?
Speaking off Jets - lookit them, they won. Cherish the moment.