Funny things kids say and do.

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FlakeNoir

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AnnaMarie ... happy (belated) birthday! :)

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ghost19

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My 12 year old son continues to baffle me with how he can make straight A's in school yet start conversations like this one from last night:

"Hey dad, did you hear the new iPhone 7 isn't going to have a talk feature?"

"What do you mean?"

"You aren't going to be able to make calls, it's going to be text only."

".......Huh?"

"Yeah. Some kids at school were talking about it today. That really doesn't seem fair to people who buy the phone."

"I don't get it."

"Get what?"

"The joke. I don't get the joke you're making."

"I'm not joking. You're not going to be able to make phone calls."

"Daniel, do you honestly believe an iPHONE would come unequipped to make phone calls? I think you mean it won't be equipped with a headphone jack. That's what I've read about it the last few days."

"Ohhhhhhh. Ok. I get it. That does make a little more sense.......Wouldn't it be weird if it did come unequipped to make phone calls? That would be kind of cool."

(Trying not to shake my head while talking)....."Yes that would be pretty weird if the iPHONE didn't make phone calls."

"LOL, yeah that would be a weird thing to carry around a phone that doesn't make phone calls...I'm going to go finish up my homework."

"You need any help?"

"No, it's multiplying fractions, it's easy."

"Ok, Don't huff any more paint or anything ok?"

"Huh?"

"Nevermind."

A quick ninja back flip over the end of the couch for his exit and it's off to his room where the oxygen level must be too low or something.....geeezzzzz.....This kid continues to amuse and amaze me on an almost daily basis...lol
 
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