He's just getting you warmed up for the teenage years.
Funny things kids say and do.
- Thread starter AnnaMarie
- Start date
-
This message board permanently closed on June 30th, 2020 at 4PM EDT and is no longer accepting new members.
Enjoy the simplicity of his life's adventures. Turn that conversation over in your mind and go forward to adventures in driving a car!
That sucks, lol. What did you say to him?
Tiny
RECEIVED:Annoying Questions award
Everyone keeps telling me that..lol, he has about an 8-second short term memory right now but he is entertaining....He's just getting you warmed up for the teenage years.
When Katie was three, she opened the bathroom door when our roommate was in the shower. Sure enough, there he was, stark naked. Katie stared for a few seconds, turned to her Dad and me and exclaimed, "Unca Dave has a TAIL!!" 
Years ago a girlfriend and I visited a friend of hers who had kids, one of whom was a very precocious, friendly little girl of maybe five years old who seemed to like me. We were all sitting in the living room watching TV. I must've seemed nervous or tired because the little girl came over to me leaned in close and said, "Relax and join yourself."
The absented minded professor is a common term for a reason.
I just
kept saying, "that's not true!"
LOL. I'm looking forward to trying to explain the standard transmission and how a clutch works, should be an interesting conversation in a few years.
I'll be doing this in a couple of years myself.
When my dad taught me, he would bring a Jack & Seven to drink. I learned lots of new curse words while that drink sloshed all over the car.
Yesterday, RJ was playing with one of hubby's old lunch boxes. He carried it around the living room, then he would turn around and wave, and say "Bye!! See ya!" Then, he set it down and opened it up, and he had put his blankie and his sippy cup inside. That is when I really had to laugh. Had his favorite things in there!
I've discovered that my son shares an unfortunate similarity to me; he likes banjos.
Hey, at least I've got someone to listen to Bluegrass with!
Hey, at least I've got someone to listen to Bluegrass with!
Nothing wrong with that. Sirius XM radio has a very good Bluegrass station. They play a good mix of I guess I'd call it "Mountain" Blue Grass, old school Blue Grass, with a smidge of gospel Blue Grass every now and then. I could listen to Chet Atkins play indefinitely and it would never get old.I've discovered that my son shares an unfortunate similarity to me; he likes banjos.
Hey, at least I've got someone to listen to Bluegrass with!
This was funny to me when I saw it but maybe would not be to you but I saw my friend's daughter eat poop when she was one years old.
I spoke with his home room teacher a few weeks ago during parent-teacher conferences. He had nothing but good things to say about Daniel. He complimented him on being very attentive and respectful in class, said he always pays attention and is one of those kids that the teacher enjoys seeing everyday. I asked him where he hid the clone of my son that he sends home everyday. I started telling him about his recent phase of absentmindedness. His teacher got a good laugh out of it and told me not to worry, that he'll come out of it around the age of 25.........not sure if he was kidding or not...lol. In spite of his forgetful nature nowadays, I think he's more interesting and a wonder to be around now more than ever. The wheels are turning so fast now in his head, it's like talking to a young man now instead of a kid. Pretty soon, I'm going to turn around and he'll be off to college, I just have a feeling I'll have to remind him to grab his backpack and car keys everyday....
I have a 26 year old and a 22 year old. I'm still waiting for the absentmindedness to go away.I spoke with his home room teacher a few weeks ago during parent-teacher conferences. He had nothing but good things to say about Daniel. He complimented him on being very attentive and respectful in class, said he always pays attention and is one of those kids that the teacher enjoys seeing everyday. I asked him where he hid the clone of my son that he sends home everyday. I started telling him about his recent phase of absentmindedness. His teacher got a good laugh out of it and told me not to worry, that he'll come out of it around the age of 25.........not sure if he was kidding or not...lol. In spite of his forgetful nature nowadays, I think he's more interesting and a wonder to be around now more than ever. The wheels are turning so fast now in his head, it's like talking to a young man now instead of a kid. Pretty soon, I'm going to turn around and he'll be off to college, I just have a feeling I'll have to remind him to grab his backpack and car keys everyday....
Oh good grief DJ, I didn't need to hear that..lol
We were visiting our son's family. Their son is 3. He was putting stickers in a book with grandpa. The page was a picture of an island with a volcano. Grandson takes a cow sticker and outs it above the flames coming out the volcano. When asked why he put the cow there he said....to cook it.
My son has been making faces with me.
It started about a month ago, where he would look at me with his nose all scrunched up, his lips flared a little, and he'd breath in these short little bursts. He looks like he's mad as all get out, but I can't help laughing. I've started making the face whenever he does, and we'll go back and forth for a good five minutes. He's my little Drama King, but I love him.
It started about a month ago, where he would look at me with his nose all scrunched up, his lips flared a little, and he'd breath in these short little bursts. He looks like he's mad as all get out, but I can't help laughing. I've started making the face whenever he does, and we'll go back and forth for a good five minutes. He's my little Drama King, but I love him.