Got A Call From Santa Last Night

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Out of Order

Out of Order

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Apparently one of his helpers (pictured at left) got into the Eggnog with Rudolph last night. Trouble indeed. Reports of toys not being made properly starting filtering into Santa while he was working on his belly. Water pistols squirting jelly, trains with square wheels, dudes riding ostriches. I won't tell you what Raggedy Ann doll has learned. Charlie in the Box has gone missing, etc.

As a result I will be going up to fetch you know who before anymore damage is done. He's currently in Bumble's cave playing poker and burning pork chops, but at least we know where he is. I most likely won't be back before the board closes so I wanted to make sure that I wish each and everyone of you A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I hope you all find that something special (if your boat doesn't float save your receipt!) under the tree or in your stocking that puts a smile on your face and that all your wishes come true in the New Year!!
 
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Out of Order said:
Apparently one of his helpers (pictured at left) got into the Eggnog with Rudolph last night. Trouble indeed. Reports of toys not being made properly starting filtering into Santa while he was working on his belly. Water pistols squirting jelly, trains with square wheels, dudes riding ostriches. I won't tell you what Raggedy Ann doll has learned. Charlie in the Box has gone missing, etc.

As a result I will be going up to fetch you know who before anymore damage is done. He's currently in Bumble's cave playing poker and burning pork chops, but at least we know where he is. I most likely won't be back before the board closes so I wanted to make sure that I wish each and everyone of you A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I hope you all find that something special (if your boat doesn't float save your receipt!) under the tree or in your stocking that puts a smile on your face and that all your wishes come true in the New Year!!
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Could ya ask Hermie if he has time to stop in and give my teeth a little extra polishing while you're out? That would be awesome.....Thanks!!!
 
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Out of Order

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Spideyman said:
Be careful when dealing with "santa's helper". Safe travels and wishing you a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year( it's a leap year too, so an extra day to be happy!). Don't forget to give the wife an extra hug too. Love and green lights!!
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Thank you, Spidey!:love_heart::love_heart: You don't happen to have a spot for one slightly tipsy Santa Helper that i'm going north to get in one of your critter pens by chance?:D
 
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DiO'Bolic

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Out of Order said:
Boots, belt or purse?
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Gator bites... and no, it doesn't taste like chicken (or duck). :)
 
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