Neesy
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Ewe don't half a Facebook account? Mite that have sum thing to dew with your good righting skills?
Do you have Olive Garden restaurants in Holland?
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Do you have Olive Garden restaurants in Holland?
Didn't know it was an international business. I know the name, but probably from tv (maybe it's mentioned once or twice on The Big Bang Theory?). According to there website their aren't any even in Europe.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
It's a quasi-Italian joint - you are not missing very much, believe me!
My SIL asked if "NE1" could babysit her toddler and one of her friends replied with this...
Why would Newcastle upon Tyne's city centre volunteer to babysit?
My SIL spells like she's still using a flip phone...NE1, NEthing, NEtime. GR8, UR. A few times I've had no idea what she was trying to say.
I got the gist, just like I have an idea what you mean with SIL. The postcode-thing was just a joke 
I got the gist, just like I have an idea what you mean with SIL. The postcode-thing was just a joke
SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR
On his 50-something birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
On his 50-something birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Glad you are here even though you will not be learning much from us lot.
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OK, then! That makes sense! 'Night, dear blunt!