hahahaha! Or dress like a Hookah.
Halloween Costumes
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I know what you're saying. Women want to look sexy, I understand that and Halloween gives them an opportunity to let their freak flag fly. I want to see women be more imaginative with that -- Crack whore hooker, sexy maid with 3 eyes, sexy nurse with ebola. What? What? too soon?
Here's a great, typical girl costume.
I was a cheerleader. You know where I'm going with this. I think it is a law of nature that all once-upon-a-time cheerleaders dress like a cheerleader for halloween AFTER they get out of school.
One, you want to get some mileage outta that outfit as they are expensive!
And two, it's usually worn within a few years after graduating high school. As if to say, yeah, I USED TO BE HOT, and I still fit into this outfit.
I bow my head in shame. I played the cheerleader card. And just for those cheerleader haters out there, a bright note for you. Just a few weeks ago I was in my storage shed and found one of my outfits. I could no longer fit in the thing. Not even close. If that makes you giggle with glee, consider it my gift to you.
For the party Saturday I was Rosie the Riveter. 'Twas awesome. I need to do something on Halloween itself so I can wear the costume again. The only hard part is that my mess of hair does not cooperate with the nice, tidy, 40s-style headscarf. I have lots of curly escapees.
The last time I dressed up a couple of years ago I was a 1960's flower child. I carried a protest sign that said,
"Pick Fruits Not Fights!"
"Pick Fruits Not Fights!"
I've got some pictures but they're part of a silly montage he had done as a present for me. i'll let you appreciate...
The dead french maid is always a good one
Do not forget your feck-me heels.
Becky bought a 300 dollar superhero costume. She has cobwebs and fog machines and all kinds of gory stuff. I could not care less lol.
How cute is that? This may end up in self promotion. I'll let Moderator take a look at it in the morning.I've got some pictures but they're part of a silly montage he had done as a present for me. i'll let you appreciate...
The last time I dressed up a couple of years ago I was a 1960's flower child. I carried a protest sign that said,
"Pick Fruits Not Fights!"
Potatoe sack anyone?
(my humble apologies to any Slovakian SKMB members we have)
...I'll just throw on a strappy t-shirt, my PJ pants and scratch myself on the porch...pretty much like any other day...
Y'all know I don't post pictures, but I am so proud of this costume. I wore this in collage and again about 4 years ago. Now my daughter has taken it over. I just had to find a new top for her. And no, that's not her real face! 
It's Wonder Woman...
It's Wonder Woman...
No, it's directly related to the topic being discussed so no need to move it over.
That's awesome!Y'all know I don't post pictures, but I am so proud of this costume. I wore this in collage and again about 4 years ago. Now my daughter has taken it over. I just had to find a new top for her. And no, that's not her real face!
It's Wonder Woman...
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There was a couple dressed like that at con. They lay on the floor like they were dead, with bullet holes and everything, with a sign by their feet saying who they were.