Happy Chinese New Year (Year of the Monkey)

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Neesy

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No GNTLGNT it is not the purple scary monkey but it is for anyone who is 48, or 60 this year (or even 72!) etc.

or 36 years old, or 24 years old or 12 years old etc.

My math skills are not the best but I think I got that right!
 

Kurben

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Chinese Zodiac Calculator, Astrology Sign Chart

In case you don't know which sign you are..

I am a cock rooster myself!

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Thanks a lot, Neesy! I am a Snake, which is Ok but when I looked up how my future 2016 would be that was like reading a catastroph novel. Incomes decrease, costs increase, my health are also due to hit rock bottom this year. My career also takes a downward trend with the cheery word that it wont help to change Jobs. Even the lovelife was no comfort..... I will be extremely Lucky to survive this year. And i just found out it isnt better to know beforehand. Chinese and their horoscops can go drown themselfes in the flood of my tears.
 

Dana Jean

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Thanks a lot, Neesy! I am a Snake, which is Ok but when I looked up how my future 2016 would be that was like reading a catastroph novel. Incomes decrease, costs increase, my health are also due to hit rock bottom this year. My career also takes a downward trend with the cheery word that it wont help to change Jobs. Even the lovelife was no comfort..... I will be extremely Lucky to survive this year. And i just found out it isnt better to know beforehand. Chinese and their horoscops can go drown themselfes in the flood of my tears.
Okay, I'm laughing, but not laughing. My horoscope was pretty much the same as yours, and I was a different animal. Nothing was positive!
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
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Thanks a lot, Neesy! I am a Snake, which is Ok but when I looked up how my future 2016 would be that was like reading a catastroph novel. Incomes decrease, costs increase, my health are also due to hit rock bottom this year. My career also takes a downward trend with the cheery word that it wont help to change Jobs. Even the lovelife was no comfort..... I will be extremely Lucky to survive this year. And i just found out it isnt better to know beforehand. Chinese and their horoscops can go drown themselfes in the flood of my tears.
Oh dear! You poor Snake - well, like it says above, the Ox and the Snake are two of my best matches so if all becomes too much come on over to Canada - you can keep me company.

(Not sure how Andy will take this news) :confused-new::m_thinking:

Andy is a Horse

Besides it is all in good fun - nobody takes these things seriously!:uh-uh:
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Celebrities Born in the Year of the Monkey:

Leonardo da Vinci, Charles Dickens, Celine Dion, Tom Hanks,
Will Smith, Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Diana Ross,
Elizabeth Taylor, Alice Walker, Owen Wilson, Mick Jagger,
Julius Caesar, Annie Oakley, Cuba Gooding Jr.,
Cole and Dylan Sprouse, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus,
Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez.

Do not know if the above is completely accurate or not - I found it in Pinterest.
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
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I'm a Pig. :yes_pig: Used to be called the Boar, according to my favorite place mat. ( Thanks, GNTLGNT!)

My fortune is actually supposed to be better than last year as long as I watch my health. OK. =D
That is cool!

I did the compatibility test for Andy and me and it was quite funny. Something about "you don't really care what your wife says or talks about" (something like that) - they are probably right!

yes, dear - whatever you say, dear... ;)
=D