I've had a few close calls over the years and there was this one time in High School, but for the most part I have escaped serious injury. I mean, I have used it a lot over the years, I'm getting worried that the odds are running against me.
Have You Ever Regretted Joining The YKK?
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If I Google this... will it hurt? (Or possibly leave me needing some work done on my computer?)
You do it...lol Flake... Be brave, google it! and then tell me what it is
Ah, life is full of mysteries..........
lol Flake... Be brave, google it! and then tell me what it is
Hopefully she doesn't delve too deep........
Y'all are a bunch of chickens..... I Googled it
Look at your zippers.....you'll see it there
.....what would you folks ever do without me??
Look at your zippers.....you'll see it there
.....what would you folks ever do without me??
I can't envision another scenario where you will be saying that again.......can you?
Again, you have stricken me into silence....... I'm not sure what to do with this
For the formal attire times, longer arms would help, instead of needing assistance.
dresses often have long zippers in the back and with short arms, it makes if difficult to zip it all the way up.
YKK is a zipper/fastener company
YKK is a zipper/fastener company
Again, you have stricken me into silence....... I'm not sure what to do with this
I'm sure you'll come up with something on the fly.
I constantly struggle with this!! Often have to enlist the help of the boy to "do me up" before work 
I constantly struggle with this!! Often have to enlist the help of the boy to "do me up" before work
If I can be of any assistance..........
What a gent.........If I can be of any assistance..........
What a gent.........
I held the door open for a woman the other day. She looked at me like I had two heads. Always done it, always will.
Which head was she looking at?
Well, she was looking at me square in the eye......
Good for you. I'm sorry, I know some feminists go apesh*t over this stuff, and I do believe in equality for woman absolutely, but I do like doors being held open for me. I do like it when guys treat me like a lady. Not below them by any means, just kind and sweet.
This thread needs a soundtrack...
I went into the lavatory
My bladder was annoying me
I have to go now
I have to go now
I have to go take a leak...
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
Got annoyed when I had to pee
The zipper was there
The zipper was there
I guess it's cause of modesty
The zipper was there
The zipper was there
So I pull I pull I pull
On the YKK
While at the stall where none could see
Pulling pulling pulling
Try to unzip me
At last I was finally free
Oh oh, oh oh
I went into the lavatory
So I could finally take a pee
The zipper got stuck
The zipper got stuck
The zipper got stuck, dear me
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It stayed concealed
It kept my lizard at bay
(Hopefully that wasn't too crude for here...)
I went into the lavatory
My bladder was annoying me
I have to go now
I have to go now
I have to go take a leak...
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
Got annoyed when I had to pee
The zipper was there
The zipper was there
I guess it's cause of modesty
The zipper was there
The zipper was there
So I pull I pull I pull
On the YKK
While at the stall where none could see
Pulling pulling pulling
Try to unzip me
At last I was finally free
Oh oh, oh oh
I went into the lavatory
So I could finally take a pee
The zipper got stuck
The zipper got stuck
The zipper got stuck, dear me
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It kept it at bay
I couldn't pee
The YKK kept my lizard at bay
It stayed concealed
It kept my lizard at bay
(Hopefully that wasn't too crude for here...)