He11 Light.

[Sigmund]

Hola!

If there was a *light* version of He11, He11 Light, what kind of things do you think would happen there?



Peace.

(Not horrible things but more like PITA stuff.)

 

[morgan]

An "in between" place?

 

[Sigmund]

You drop a 12 ounce can of red pop, it splits open and sprays everything in the room with sticky red syrup. FML.

 

[ghost19]

I'd have to watch the "Twilight" movies over and over and the only variety would be a showing of "Titanic" every now and then.....actually that might be HELL for real instead of hell light......that's a toss up....

 

[Sigmund]

The new sweater you wear only starts to itch after you arrive at work.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I think it would probably be a lot like Earth.

 

[Sigmund]

I think it would probably be a lot like Earth.

 

[Sigmund]

Your power cords are always three inches short of the outlet.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Can't be any worse than this plain of existence.......

 

[skimom2]

"The wages of sin are death, but after taxes it's really more of a tired feeling."~Paula Poundstone

 

[Autumn Gust]

An "in between" place?

Isn't that purgatory?

 

[kingricefan]

We would be subjected to 'reality' shows like Keeping Up With The Kar-trash-ians, Honey Boo-Boo, Duck Dynasty......hey, wait a minute....

 

[kingricefan]

I'd have to watch the "Twilight" movies over and over and the only variety would be a showing of "Titanic" every now and then.....actually that might be HELL for real instead of hell light......that's a toss up....

But can't you edit those movies together so that the vampires/werewolves go down with the ship?

 

[Grandpa]

You have an enlarged prostate that affects urination, but not enough to ever want to go see someone for it.

You always wake up earlier than you want to.

You have cats that reach out and scratch you for no reason.

Your car breaks down repeatedly and unexpectedly.

You always have an upcoming appointment to the dentist.

Every meal is overcooked. Or undercooked.

Milk always smells just slightly soured.

The house is never the right temperature.

Your underwear is always dirty, and all you have left is the emergency pairs, which you can never tell is better or worse than commando.

Either way too soon, or never quite making it, your partner's or... well, never mind. This is a site with family metrics.

It seems like periods come four times a month.

You lose every impromptu drag from the traffic light.

You oversleep every appointment, waking up in a panic, and....
Your clients are always complaining because it actually is all your fault.

Traffic cops are ubiquitous and never give you a break.

Your home team always loses. It might be dramatic, it might not even be close, but they always lose.

Your friends don't tell you enough to cement them as friends.

Clothes never get completely clean. There's always just.... well, some whiff about them.

Every makeup you try gives you zits after a couple days.

Every razor is nicked.

Your hot water always runs out before your shower is done.

You know, I've got a lot more, but I'm just running out of time. And while it might seem like I'm describing a life of personal knowledge, you'll just have to wonder.

 

[champ1966]

All car drivers would have their fog lights on constantly, but never use their indicators.

Spoiler

to the tune of cheek to cheek. "hell...I'm in hell. And my heart beats so that I can hardly breath"

Spoiler

now. I'm reminded of my saddest SK moment

 

[not_nadine]

You have an enlarged prostate that affects urination, but not enough to ever want to go see someone for it.

You always wake up earlier than you want to.

You have cats that reach out and scratch you for no reason.

Your car breaks down repeatedly and unexpectedly.

You always have an upcoming appointment to the dentist.

Every meal is overcooked. Or undercooked.

Milk always smells just slightly soured.

The house is never the right temperature.

Your underwear is always dirty, and all you have left is the emergency pairs, which you can never tell is better or worse than commando.

Either way too soon, or never quite making it, your partner's or... well, never mind. This is a site with family metrics.

It seems like periods come four times a month.

You lose every impromptu drag from the traffic light.

You oversleep every appointment, waking up in a panic, and....
Your clients are always complaining because it actually is all your fault.

Traffic cops are ubiquitous and never give you a break.

Your home team always loses. It might be dramatic, it might not even be close, but they always lose.

Your friends don't tell you enough to cement them as friends.

Clothes never get completely clean. There's always just.... well, some whiff about them.

Every makeup you try gives you zits after a couple days.

Every razor is nicked.

Your hot water always runs out before your shower is done.

You know, I've got a lot more, but I'm just running out of time. And while it might seem like I'm describing a life of personal knowledge, you'll just have to wonder.

 

[not_nadine]

Marsha finally does the "R" word.

 

[GNTLGNT]

You have an enlarged prostate that affects urination, but not enough to ever want to go see someone for it.

You always wake up earlier than you want to.

You have cats that reach out and scratch you for no reason.

Your car breaks down repeatedly and unexpectedly.

You always have an upcoming appointment to the dentist.

Every meal is overcooked. Or undercooked.

Milk always smells just slightly soured.

The house is never the right temperature.

Your underwear is always dirty, and all you have left is the emergency pairs, which you can never tell is better or worse than commando.

Either way too soon, or never quite making it, your partner's or... well, never mind. This is a site with family metrics.

It seems like periods come four times a month.

You lose every impromptu drag from the traffic light.

You oversleep every appointment, waking up in a panic, and....
Your clients are always complaining because it actually is all your fault.

Traffic cops are ubiquitous and never give you a break.

Your home team always loses. It might be dramatic, it might not even be close, but they always lose.

Your friends don't tell you enough to cement them as friends.

Clothes never get completely clean. There's always just.... well, some whiff about them.

Every makeup you try gives you zits after a couple days.

Every razor is nicked.

Your hot water always runs out before your shower is done.

You know, I've got a lot more, but I'm just running out of time. And while it might seem like I'm describing a life of personal knowledge, you'll just have to wonder.

...this is genius...

 

[GNTLGNT]

...my Jeep would drop to 9mpg from it's crazy green 11mpg...

 

[ghost19]

But can't you edit those movies together so that the vampires/werewolves go down with the ship?

That sounds like a definite improvement, but only if Dicaprio pulls Kate Winslet into the icy depths with him and they both stop talking....