Hello, I'm new to the board...

[TurboSitter]

...and the board says I must introduce myself before thrusting my opinions into a discussion about Dean Koontz over on the general discussion thread.
And so here I am.
I'm not particularly interesting, so if for some reason you had high hopes here, please allow me to dash them.
I live in West Virginia, I have a 20 month old daughter who likes to say the word "poop" way more often than is necessary, and I'm leaving for the beaches of southern Alabama in about five hours, where I will sit under an umbrella and read an old, dog-eared paperback edition of Christine.
This, my friends, is all you need to know.
Well, unless you want to know your future, which I can predict with 100% accuracy for a nominal fee.
...Just kidding.
Anyway, glad to be here, thanks to Stephen and his staff for making this site possible, and I look forward to interacting with you folks.

 

[FlakeNoir]

Welcome, Turbo! Hope you enjoy your time on the beach! [slightly envious]

 

[mjs9153]

Welcome Turbo..

 

[staropeace]

I like you already! Welcome.

 

[blunthead]

...and the board says I must introduce myself before thrusting my opinions into a discussion about Dean Koontz over on the general discussion thread.
And so here I am.
I'm not particularly interesting, so if for some reason you had high hopes here, please allow me to dash them.
I live in West Virginia, I have a 20 month old daughter who likes to say the word "poop" way more often than is necessary, and I'm leaving for the beaches of southern Alabama in about five hours, where I will sit under an umbrella and read an old, dog-eared paperback edition of Christine.
This, my friends, is all you need to know.
Well, unless you want to know your future, which I can predict with 100% accuracy for a nominal fee.
...Just kidding.
Anyway, glad to be here, thanks to Stephen and his staff for making this site possible, and I look forward to interacting with you folks.

I like you already! Welcome.

Hi, Sitter. Yes, The Board requires all pretending psychics to introduce someone, preferably themselves, and behold, so you have! That's amazing. Feel free to now discuss Dean Koontz at yer leisure and not ours.

Yer not very interesting, aren't you?

I'm a little concerned about yer daughter. Why...?

I advise you to continue all the way to southern Alabama. There are no beaches elsewhere, is why.

"This, my friends, is all you need to know." No, it isn't. Nevertheless, welcome to the SKMB! Keep us posted from southern Alabama.

 

[kingzeppelin]

 

[king family fan]

Welcome.Stick around.

 

[Spideyman]

HI and welcome. Pleased to meet you.

 

[BunnyAnn328]

Welcome to the Boards!

 

[doowopgirl]

Welcome. Jusy wait and your daughter will copy what you say when it's most likely to be embarassing.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...considering the overwhelming majority opinion about Koontz around here....your daughter's favorite word, pretty well sums it up....and buy yourself a new Fedora...

 

[mustangclaire]

Welcome!

 

[shinysmile]

welcome!!

 

[notebookgirl]

Welcome!

 

[Dana Jean]

Hi!

 

[Neesy]

...and the board says I must introduce myself before thrusting my opinions into a discussion about Dean Koontz over on the general discussion thread.
And so here I am.
I'm not particularly interesting, so if for some reason you had high hopes here, please allow me to dash them.
I live in West Virginia, I have a 20 month old daughter who likes to say the word "poop" way more often than is necessary, and I'm leaving for the beaches of southern Alabama in about five hours, where I will sit under an umbrella and read an old, dog-eared paperback edition of Christine.
This, my friends, is all you need to know.
Well, unless you want to know your future, which I can predict with 100% accuracy for a nominal fee.
...Just kidding.
Anyway, glad to be here, thanks to Stephen and his staff for making this site possible, and I look forward to interacting with you folks.

Welcome to SKMB - hope you like posting here!