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I read Salem's Lot and the Shining every fall and winter. I don't really know why, but I do. I think horror books have always been the best way to say things between the lines which makes it my favorite genre. I don't think these author's are really talking about vampires or werewolves which makes for a fun discussion trying to figure out what they really mean(t). I'm pleased to meet you all,

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(P.S.-don't blame me for what they've done to my cereal namesake, it's horrible compared to what it used to be, and those boxes...yikes!)
 
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danie said:
Hey, Count.
I loved your cereals as a child, but I agree--they aren't very good now. Could you please fix that?
I would really love to have a 1971 bowl of Count Chocula right now.
Do you and Frank still argue?
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Frank and I still argue because he killed Fruit Brute. People were fooled by that Mike Tyson lisp but Frank was a thug. He knocked my teeth out and made them bucked and destroyed Boo's confidence. It might interested you to know that Boo was once a raging flesh eating zombie, now look at him. And a lot of people assume it was those gross lime marshmallows that killed my good friend Fruit Brute. No, I'll never forgive Frank.

As far as the cereal today, we lost rights to that years ago, when Corn Syrup Inc., a corporate beast with global intentions tricked everyone into thinking "sugar was sugar" and bought us out. Even Frank protested but to no avail. You can read all about this in Stephen King's new shocker: There's a Beast in my Bowl.
 
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count chocula said:
Frank and I still argue because he killed Fruit Brute. People were fooled by that Mike Tyson lisp but Frank was a thug. He knocked my teeth out and made them bucked and destroyed Boo's confidence. It might interested you to know that Boo was once a raging flesh eating zombie, now look at him. And a lot of people assume it was those gross lime marshmallows that killed my good friend Fruit Brute. No, I'll never forgive Frank.

As far as the cereal today, we lost rights to that years ago, when Corn Syrup Inc., a corporate beast with global intentions tricked everyone into thinking "sugar was sugar" and bought us out. Even Frank protested but to no avail. You can read all about this in Stephen King's new shocker: There's a Beast in my Bowl.
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This is terribly sad. Frankly, I was shocked that you guys were still up in arms over cereal, until I found out about the murder. Did Frank also kill Yummy Mummy? I miss him and the monstermallows.

It certainly is obvious that you lost the rights to the cereal as it tastes like Styrofoam now, with slight hints of cardboard. I will look for the new shocker in an effort to cast more light on these heinous crimes.
 
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