Houdini: Proud Grandpa

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FlakeNoir

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Well don't you dare make him disappear.

Scary nursery story . . .here's a quick one. My mom worked for the owners of a funeral home once and often she'd have to clean and dust the Funeral Parlor. I learned she'd lay me in a casket while she cleaned. One day the wife found out about it and it really upset her deeply. She gave my mamma 'what, for'. When I first heard about it I have to admit it did make me wonder WTF! But now, I can laugh at it . . .
You gotta put that baby somewhere while you clean! (My mum used to take me on her cleaning jobs too... who knows where I've put my head down in the past? And hey, at least your Momma was using new and unoccupied caskets! :) )
 

MadamMack

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You gotta put that baby somewhere while you clean! (My mum used to take me on her cleaning jobs too... who knows where I've put my head down in the past? And hey, at least your Momma was using new and unoccupied caskets! :) )

Flake, I'm sure one had been repossessed! I was told that I seemed very comfortable and would be goo-gooing and playing with my toes.

I will be cremated.

. . .auto correct sucks sometimes . . .
 
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Grandpa

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Congratulations! You're one ahead of me and like to stay there.

Grandkids are great. The emotional payoff for the investment in the teenage years. As they get older, it takes a little - just a little - work to stay cool to them, but it's well worth it.
 

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The woods are lovely dark and deep
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