How Weird Are You?

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mjs9153

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97 %..don't think I am weird at all..
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Grandpa

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Uh-oh........

Your result:
You are 100% weird. You are an odd duck.
You're so weird that you think you're normal. But you're really the culmination of strange. Everything is normal for you, sometimes even boring. You're really pretty crazy. It's almost impossible to be crazier.
 

RandallFlagg19

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You are 3% weird. You are totally normal.
And that alone is so rare, that you're somehow a bit odd anyway. No one is as normal as you. And because of that, you are not only unique, but also rather weird. Keep it up!

Oh Thank God - someone in this marriage has to have their stuff together!

I call bs on this, she is just so weird she tricked the test into thinking she is normal; but she is really way weird like more than 100%
 

Dana Jean

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I call bs on this, she is just so weird she tricked the test into thinking she is normal; but she is really way weird like more than 100%
Okay. I'm not sure what to think about this. :lol: Uhm. I'm hoping that I'm not the little weirdo that you all keep in the attic and the only reason you know I'm here is because of the funky smell.

Yes, I am surprised I wasn't "way weird," because I am. But apparently in the scheme of weird, I must be pretty not weird.
 

Debbie913

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These little quizzes amuse me. I never get the answer I expect...
For instance, I KNOW I'm weird. But yet...


Your result:
You are 3% weird. You are totally normal.
And that alone is so rare, that you're somehow a bit odd anyway. No one is as normal as you. And because of that, you are not only unique, but also rather weird. Keep it up!
 

KingAHolic

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You are 100% weird. You are an odd duck.
You're so weird that you think you're normal. But you're really the culmination of strange. Everything is normal for you, sometimes even boring. You're really pretty crazy. It's almost impossible to be crazier.

No I'm not.

Yes you are.

No!

What do you know!

Maybe it was all those bites that did it to you....
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Maybe it was all those bites that did it to you....
LOL. The ostrich bites are the most perplexing. It happen twice, at the same local game preserve, and 20 some years apart. Once when I was a kid, and once as an adult when I took the family there. I refuse to believe it was the same bird and he held a grudge for so long. The bite when I was a kid was to the fingers and the one as an adult was to the ear. Those suckers have strong beaks. I stay away from that Ostrich area nowadays whenever I visit. Even to this day (well, as of 5 years ago) they are only behind a 4 foot fence and you can reach over to feed and pet them.
 

KingAHolic

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LOL. The ostrich bites are the most perplexing. It happen twice, at the same local game preserve, and 20 some years apart. Once when I was a kid, and once as an adult when I took the family there. I refuse to believe it was the same bird and he held a grudge for so long. The bite when I was a kid was to the fingers and the one as an adult was to the ear. Those suckers have strong beaks. I stay away from that Ostrich area nowadays whenever I visit. Even to this day (well, as of 5 years ago) they are only behind a 4 foot fence and you can reach over to feed and pet them.

Could make a good story/book .... hmmm.... Sometimes They Come Back (oh darn, that's already taken!)
 

blunthead

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LOL. The ostrich bites are the most perplexing. It happen twice, at the same local game preserve, and 20 some years apart. Once when I was a kid, and once as an adult when I took the family there. I refuse to believe it was the same bird and he held a grudge for so long. The bite when I was a kid was to the fingers and the one as an adult was to the ear. Those suckers have strong beaks. I stay away from that Ostrich area nowadays whenever I visit. Even to this day (well, as of 5 years ago) they are only behind a 4 foot fence and you can reach over to feed and pet them.
Finally I know someone who's been bitten by two ostriches.
 

DiO'Bolic

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Nov 14, 2013
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Finally I know someone who's been bitten by two ostriches.
LOL. And I don’t get mad, I get even. I had two Ostrich burgers last time I went to Knoebels Amusement Resort. I also had a Bison burger at Cabellas over the winter to get even for the buffalo that charged me and sent me flying. (Liberals beware... I always have some fava beans and a nice chianti on hand ;)).
 

blunthead

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LOL. And I don’t get mad, I get even. I had two Ostrich burgers last time I went to Knoebels Amusement Resort. I also had a Bison burger at Cabellas over the winter to get even for the buffalo that charged me and sent me flying. (Liberals beware... I always have some fava beans and a nice chianti on hand ;)).
I hear ya. After the neighbor's Boxer bit me I ate a dog burger.