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Sigmund

Sigmund

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Hola!

It's wayyyyyy past my bedtime but I can't go to bed or sleep.

Talk to me. Say something. Do you need a topic? Okay. Let's talk about menstruation. Ha!

Menstruation! It's bloody awful! Tell me stories, please.

What about blue b*lls? Gentlemen? Or being a male that got *wracked*

(I'm tired, on new meds, and generally out of sorts.)
 
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Sigmund said:
Hola!

It's wayyyyyy past my bedtime but I can't go to bed or sleep.

Talk to me. Say something. Do you need a topic? Okay. Let's talk about menstruation. Ha!

Menstruation! It's bloody awful! Tell me stories, please.

What about blue b*lls? Gentlemen? Or being a male that got *wracked*

(I'm tired, on new meds, and generally out of sorts.)
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Winter

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Its been ages since I was here and I am not sure if I wanna start off with a menstruation story...here's 5 facts about New Zealand...(I too cant sleep, the quality of chit chat may not be high, sorry)
1.No part of the country is more than 128km (79 miles) from the sea.
2.Only 5% of NZ’s population is human- the rest are animals.
3.The longest place name in the world is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a hill in Hawkes Bay
4.NZ has banned all television advertising on Good Friday, Easter Sunday, ANZAC Day, and Christmas Day.
5.The first man to climb Mt. Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary, was a Kiwi.

ta daaaaa...lol
 
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In evaluating whether it would be better to be a man or a woman (this is a humor post, not a gender-politics one), I look at what's going on every month or so with the other half of the population, and think, "Yeah, I can stand some pain every now and then, having the yarbles get smacked, to not have to go through that."
 
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Winter said:
Its been ages since I was here and I am not sure if I wanna start off with a menstruation story...here's 5 facts about New Zealand...(I too cant sleep, the quality of chit chat may not be high, sorry)
1.No part of the country is more than 128km (79 miles) from the sea.
2.Only 5% of NZ’s population is human- the rest are animals.
3.The longest place name in the world is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a hill in Hawkes Bay
4.NZ has banned all television advertising on Good Friday, Easter Sunday, ANZAC Day, and Christmas Day.
5.The first man to climb Mt. Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary, was a Kiwi.

ta daaaaa...lol
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Hey there Winter! Interesting facts!!

Sig, I hope you got some good sleep.

I'm a very fortunate woman - I never have cramps, never had them. And oddly, PMS is way worse for me than actually being on my period. I get very edgy, fretful, short tempered about 5-7 days before - but once I start, it's smooth sailing. And I always think, "Oh hey, I'm not going crazy again, it's just that time - whew!" So, if menopause is going to put me in a state of constant PMS, I'm terrified of it. I'm much rather have a period. I would definitely not want to be a man with all those dangly bits to worry about. Not to mention surprise erections. I'd be mortified. It's bad enough when your boobs announce a chill in the room.

Good luck with your new meds. I am finally, finally completely off of mine. But I'll be right back on them if that $h!+ ever happens again.
 
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Sigmund said:
Hola!

It's wayyyyyy past my bedtime but I can't go to bed or sleep.

Talk to me. Say something. Do you need a topic? Okay. Let's talk about menstruation. Ha!

Menstruation! It's bloody awful! Tell me stories, please.

What about blue b*lls? Gentlemen? Or being a male that got *wracked*

(I'm tired, on new meds, and generally out of sorts.)
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What does wracked mean?

Feel better soon! :love-struck:
 
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Sigmund said:
Hola!

It's wayyyyyy past my bedtime but I can't go to bed or sleep.

Talk to me. Say something. Do you need a topic? Okay. Let's talk about menstruation. Ha!

Menstruation! It's bloody awful! Tell me stories, please.

What about blue b*lls? Gentlemen? Or being a male that got *wracked*

(I'm tired, on new meds, and generally out of sorts.)
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Menstruation - been there, done that, got the [partial] hysterectomy

Blue balls - is this what Mel Gibson has?
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Sigmund said:
Hola!

It's wayyyyyy past my bedtime but I can't go to bed or sleep.

Talk to me. Say something. Do you need a topic? Okay. Let's talk about menstruation. Ha!

Menstruation! It's bloody awful! Tell me stories, please.

What about blue b*lls? Gentlemen? Or being a male that got *wracked*

(I'm tired, on new meds, and generally out of sorts.)
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Do the menstruation stories have to be about ourselves? I know a few bad true ones. The worst fictional one is of course Carrie.
 
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