I Have Never Been To Georgia

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Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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C'mon......I know you wouldn't go ''shopping'', and forget to bring me a gift!

Nice *perk* you added.....very clever

As for the existence of the list, I'll just play you a little song lyric.....
don't ya draw the queen of diamonds, boy.....she'll beat you if she's able.....

I have a list.....you'll want to keep me happy

No list, wasn't me. My ankle bracelet goes off if I get to close to a Victoria's Secret anyway. Would you settle for a slightly used pair wool long johns I happen to be sitting on?
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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No list, wasn't me. My ankle bracelet goes off if I get to close to a Victoria's Secret anyway. Would you settle for a slightly used pair wool long johns I happen to be sitting on?
EEEEooooWWWWW!!! No long johns for me :eek:

There's a list. Instead of listing each incident, I'll just list a few of the places.....
Houston, Georgia, New Jersey, Florida, New York, Boone......
Need I continue?
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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New Hampster
EEEEooooWWWWW!!! No long johns for me :eek:

There's a list. Instead of listing each incident, I'll just list a few of the places.....
Houston, Georgia, New Jersey, Florida, New York, Boone......
Need I continue?

Well, you're a regular Google Map aren't you?

No list, wasn't me, no map and apparently no long johns for you.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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Better check the list again.....I live in one of the areas.....I have video.......

I don't want any !@#$%^&* long johns!.......I want frilly pretty things!!

No list, no map, no video....wasn't me.

...if they were of the edible variety, I'd say he was just stockin' up for Armageddon....

Hey, can you blame a fella? Have you seen the price of pork these days?
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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I see none. You're barking up the wrong tree, grasping at straws, making a list and checking it twice.

You should be after, blunt. He's the one with Georgia on his mind........
Oh, I've checked the list twice.....and guess who showed up on the naughty side???

I think you're both guilty.....but I kinda owe blunt a favor......Yemen, and all.
You'll have to take the rap for this one, I'm afraid
 

Lily Sawyer

B-ReadAndWed
Jun 27, 2009
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Sounds like somebody ruined your shopping excursion to VS. Did you have to settle for Wal-mart? ;;D
Nope. I ran over to Soma because all the underwear was gone from VS.

Might I say that purple is most definitely *not* your color? I saw that thong hanging out of your back pocket and thought it a color clash with your skin tone - methinks you're a Spring. :devilish: