I Won A Cruise!!

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
The cruise ship is ready to weigh anchor. :)

th
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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Bank accounts frozen...........credit rating destroyed........Social Security bankrupt.........dog and cats giving me the evil eye......Images of The Canyon haunt my every turn. Wheel of Fortune ID number stripped by Vanna. Oh.........

Didn't even get to cruise on a dinghy.........or ride a mule.

Maybe DiO would be willing to give you a piggy back ride across Cripple Creek......how would that be? :biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new:

(Sorry, DiO, your name just popped in my head for some reason) :D
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
DiO? Fella can't even manage to build a bridge to cross a wee trickle of water on his own land. And you expect him to hump me across some rapids?
Oh, I can build a bridge, alright. It’s just the minor setback of being thrown in the hoosgow over it that’s holding me back.

And I refuse to let your unfortunate financial situation deter you from the enjoyment of an exhilarating summer cruise, and have taken it upon myself to make alternative accommodations in your name. You can thank me later. Bon Voyage! :)

th
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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Oh, I can build a bridge, alright. It’s just the minor setback of being thrown in the hoosgow over it that’s holding me back.

And I refuse to let your unfortunate financial situation deter you from the enjoyment of an exhilarating summer cruise, and have taken it upon myself to make alternative accommodations in your name. You can thank me later. Bon Voyage! :)

th

Hey!!!! It looks like you'll be visiting Sampson!!!!! This is truly exciting!!!!
I'll meet you on the outskirts, and have a list of unique sights and scenery for you to enjoy!!! :biggrin-new:
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
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New Hampster
Oh, I can build a bridge, alright. It’s just the minor setback of being thrown in the hoosgow over it that’s holding me back.

And I refuse to let your unfortunate financial situation deter you from the enjoyment of an exhilarating summer cruise, and have taken it upon myself to make alternative accommodations in your name. You can thank me later. Bon Voyage! :)

th

A true friend....even a motor to go trolling with. A place for a cooler and tackle as well. I'm so there!!
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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Can you and Brains serve as tour guides? I'll send bail money. :)
I'll check and see if Brains is available. His wife just got home from prison (true story), but he might be available for a short tour.....about three hours, do you think? Personally, I keep to the Viaduct for conducting tours, but I can arrange that for your guests, if you'd like.....
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
I'll check and see if Brains is available. His wife just got home from prison (true story), but he might be available for a short tour.....about three hours, do you think? Personally, I keep to the Viaduct for conducting tours, but I can arrange that for your guests, if you'd like.....

Orange Is The New Black extra? Or is she the Lunch Lady?