I Would Make A Pun About Meat But I'd Probably Butcher It.

[Sigmund]

 

[Riot87]

 

[fushingfeef]

That was a big mis-steak.

 

[Sigmund]

That was a big mis-steak.

The wurst.

(Thank you!!!)

Peace.

 

[Bryan James]

You're such a brat.

 

[Spideyman]

You sure don't mince your words.

 

[Bryan James]

I never sausage a tastier thread.

 

[Grandpa]

What a bunch of baloney. We're gonna need to trim the fat here. Hey, anyone ever been to a New York strip club?

 

[FlakeNoir]

I am hopeless at this sort of thing, I'm almost too chicken to even try.

 

[Flat Matt]

I would make a bet on the next meat-based pun, but the steaks are too high.

 

[CriticAndProud]

I would make a bet on the next meat-based pun, but the steaks are too high.

 

[blunthead]

I am hopeless at this sort of thing, I'm almost too chicken to even try.

Me too. My puns are always accidental.

 

[GNTLGNT]

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[kingricefan]

...The well-known Knight of the Buffet Table-Sir Loin of Beef approves of this Thread...

I salmon that, sir!

 

[HollyGolightly]

 

[kingricefan]

So Steve King's good friend Robert asked him one day why he wrote those long-winded Dark Tower books. King replied 'Sheesh! Ka, Bob!'

 

[CriticAndProud]

So Steve King's good friend Robert asked him one day why he wrote those long-winded Dark Tower books. King replied 'Sheesh! Ka, Bob!'

 

[HollyGolightly]

So Steve King's good friend Robert asked him one day why he wrote those long-winded Dark Tower books. King replied 'Sheesh! Ka, Bob!'

that, sir, is worth engraving on something.

 

[kingricefan]

that, sir, is worth engraving on something.

It's copyrighted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!