If Momma Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

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TheRedQueen

And Crazy Housewife
Dec 3, 2014
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Yep, it's been true for me for years. I'm a grown woman, married with two kids, and my mom still acts like the world will stop turning if I don't drop everything and do what she wants. And when it comes to guilt trips, my momma drew the maps. I love her and have a lot of respect for her, but she's one of the few people that knows how to get under my skin and make Twitch come out...
 

PatInTheHat

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Dec 19, 2007
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Lair of the Great Kentucky Nightcrawler
Oh jeez:sentimental:!
Right this very moment I can feel the pressure.
See, again at the moment, she's comfortably sitting on top of a dusty tv, in a box wrapped in a plain brown wrapper, well I mean she used to get all of my mail back when I travelled, and copiously warned me about getting packages 'in brown paper' delivered, I mean what might the mailman think:O_O:....but that ain't the real problem, that dusty dust is the real problem:a11:Holy smokes she'd have nunna dat nonsense, no wayz no howz:numbness:...um, 'scuse please, gotta find a rag and the Pledge, or creamains in a box or no:hammer: