If "So and So" Married "So and So" ...

[Sigmund]

Good Wednesday evening.

I totally suck at this but I do so enjoy the creativity of others.

It goes like this:

If Jack Black married Will Smith he'd be Jack Black-Smith.

If Miss Piggy married Winnie the Pooh, she'd be Miss Piggy-Pooh.

Got it? Yay!

Be creative and clever, please.

Thank you!

Peace.

 

[Spideyman]

and old one:

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

 

[Doc Creed]

I'm still trying to think of a good one, lol. Do you remember If They Mated from Late Night With Conan? Here's a clip.

 

[prufrock21]

If Penelope Cruz had married Tom Cruise she'd be Penelope Cruise Cruz.