I wish I hadn't read that Viagra/Cialis stuff, because I'm about to tell Grandma she's the Geezer Pleaser, and I suspect it won't go well.
A car thief would be a steelie-wheelie.
A library would be a bookie-nookie. (Has nothing to do with the sex life of bet collectors.)
For that matter, a bookie would be a better-getter.
A drywall contractor would be a wallie-installie.
Someone who's broke and makes hats, whose clothes are falling off his back, but winds up in jail, would be a fettered tattered hatter.