IF YOU COULD PIT ONE CHARACTER AGAINST ANOTHER

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Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
Mar 6, 2013
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Mrs. Todd...she's out driving around, happy with her shortcut, and she picks up Barry Gottfried, out and about, thumbing it again. When he was in the back seat of the fabled car...whose sequel I am anxiously awaiting...one of her springs sprung...only that was never part of the narrative...and then, later on, he ran into The Green Man, just before being run over...and the Green Man whispered some words of wisdom in Barry's ear (collect aluminum, collect valuable prizes)...but it was the touch on the shoulder that turned the trick and Barry is a goner. Or wait now...not The Green Man...that wino, yeah, him, he saw Barry...or something. So, yeah, Mrs. Todd and Barry Gottfried. See, when the spring sprung, it gave Barry some of what she had and now he has it. And so it goes.