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Okay - did you want to answer my question below the photo then @mjs9153? :hmm::dunno:
I would be her domesticated animal of course,Neesy,a beast of burden,a pettable furry animal,a willing participant to her every contortion..did you really need to ask? :grinning:
 
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Dick Cheney... cause he's my political idol. ;)

If you were a lawyer, what type of lawyer would you be?
Jimmy Stewart,in Anatomy of a Murder..this was such a groundbreaking smart movie,about rape,or perhaps the absence of rape,and murder,in the fifties..Jimmy was awesome in this,and the procedural stuff was right on..
 
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KINGSMAN129

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A corrupt one!

If you were a public holiday which one would you be?
I'd have to say St.Patricks Day, as long as everyone got both it and the following day off, that way we could all have one hellacious shindig!
If you could have a relationship with an animoid (an animal, humanoid,) cartoon character, which one, and why specifically? (If it were me I'd have to say Minerva Mink from The Animaniacs!) ;)
 
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I'd have to say St.Patricks Day, as long as everyone got both it and the following day off, that way we could all have one hellacious shindig!
If you could have a relationship with an animoid (an animal, humanoid,) cartoon character, which one, and why specifically? (If it were me I'd have to say Minerva Mink from The Animaniacs!) ;)
Grandma Duck. Because have you seen her pies? :O

If you were a poem, which one would you be?
 

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Still I Rise by: Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

If you could be your hearts desire, what would you be?
 

DiO'Bolic

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Still I Rise by: Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

If you could be your hearts desire, what would you be?
The perfect fly cast. Because then you transcend from technique to art.

If you were an obsession, what obsession would you be?
 
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I'd have to say St.Patricks Day, as long as everyone got both it and the following day off, that way we could all have one hellacious shindig!
If you could have a relationship with an animoid (an animal, humanoid,) cartoon character, which one, and why specifically? (If it were me I'd have to say Minerva Mink from The Animaniacs!) ;)
Clarice,from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer..something about her big doe eyes gets me every time..:grinning:
 

KINGSMAN129

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As far as an actor goes, probably Charlie Sheen on 2 and a half men before he had his breakdown!
As for the place I'd go, I've always wanted to see the ruins of Castle Dracula, so Romania! ;)
If you could have one thing from the future, what would it be?
 
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