Fully prepared for a press conference and the speaker to declare, both hands held in the "peace sign" position, "I am not a crook!" "I had no sexual feelings for that Prime Minister." "I was giving an Academy Award worthy performance on my hit tv series which received much higher ratings than that overactor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, could ever dream of, while that evil man was making naughty naughties with the Prime Rib Roast of Russia!"
How do I always manage to forget how funny this place is? I've been laughing like a loon for the last twenty minutes! Think I thumb-stuttered a couple of times because of it, so no, I'm not a spaz. Just laffin'.
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