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Carrie (1974)
The tale of a brave girl with telekinesis taking the ice water challenge during prom.
‘Salem’s Lot (1975)
A writer fights vampires.
The Shining (1977)
A writer fights his family.
Rage (1977)
Breakfast Club, but with guns.
The Stand (1978)
An overly long advertisement for Kleenex.
The Long Walk (1979)
A cautionary tale against blue balls.
The Dead Zone (1979)
Man wakes up from a coma and decides to assassinate a political figure for killing a dog.
Firestarter (1980)
A 426 page lesson about why children shouldn’t play with fire.
Roadwork (1981)
Construction workers are *******s.
Cujo (1981)
Dogs are *******s.
The Running Man (1982)
Television producers are *******s.
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger (1982)
Clint Eastwood chases Johnny Cash.
Christine (1983)
Boy meets car, car and boy fall in love…
Pet Sematary (1983)
*cemetery
Cycle of the Werewolf (1983)
Werewolves are *******s.
The Talisman (1984)
A boy and his wolf hitchhike through worlds. Nothing snarky here. I love this book so much.
Thinner (1984)
Fat people deserve to die.
It (1986)
Small town kids join together to battle evil and then celebrate by having a sewer orgy.
The Eyes of the Dragon (1987)
The book that inspired HBO’s Game of Thrones.
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (1987)
Clint Eastwood rescues Jesse Pinkman.
Misery (1987)
A writer fights his #1 fan.
The Tommyknockers (1987)
A writer fights aliens.
The Dark Half (1989)
A writer fights his pseudonym.
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (1991)
Clint Eastwood and Jesse Pinkman adopt a raccoon.
Needful Things (1991)
Materialism is evil.
Gerald’s Game (1992)
50 Shades of S.K.
Dolores Claiborne (1992)
Husbands are *******s.
Insomnia (1994)
The book that everyone always says “cured their insomnia” but in reality is actually quite good.
Rose Madder (1995)
Haha, I don’t think anybody knows what this one was about.
The Green Mile (1996)
Jesus Christ heals a prison guard’s urinary tract infection.
Desperation (1996)
**** the police.
The Regulators (1996)
My brother spoiled the ending of this novel when I first started it. I’ll never forgive you, Jeremy.
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass (1997)
Clint Eastwood falls in love.
Fear Nothing (1998)
A man and his dog challenge the sun to a dance-off.
Bag of Bones (1998)
A writer fights his ghosts.
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (1999)
In a shocking turn of events, a nine year-old girl joins the Boston Red Sox.
Hearts in Atlantis (1999)
People with bad fashion sense are out to kill you.
On Writing (2000)
A writer fights writer’s block.
The Plant (2000)
A writer sends a manuscr—
Dreamcatcher (2001)
Four friends battle a ****-weasel.
Black House (2001)
The story of a man who eats children and generally pisses everybody off.
From a Buick 8 (2002)
Christine 2
The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla (2003)
Clint Eastwood becomes a Jedi and plays Quidditch.
Odd Thomas (2003)
The story of what happened to Haley Joel Osment’s character in The Sixth Sense once he grew up.
The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah (2004)
Clint Eastwood and Jesse Pinkman break the fourth wall.
The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower (2004)
Clint Eastwood climbs a tower and pisses a lot of people off.
The Colorado Kid (2005)
Cold case files are *******s.
Cell (2006)
Cellphones are *******s.
Lisey’s Story (2006)
A writer’s widow fights her demons.
Blaze (2007)
A man and a baby go on wild adventures together.
Duma Key (2008)
Awriter painter fights depression.
Ur (2009)
*you’re
Throttle (2009)
Truck drivers are *******s.
Under the Dome (2009)
After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA.
Blockade Billy (2010)
Baseball players are *******s.
Mile 81 (2011)
Christine 3
11/22/63 (2011)
A man travels through time and punches Lee Harvey Oswald in the face.
The Dark Tower: The Wind Through the Keyhole (2012)
Clint Eastwood tells a story.
Joyland (2013)
The story of a young boy with psychic abilities, a concept never before included in any other King novel.
Doctor Sleep (2013)
A writer’s son fights alcoholism.
Mr. Mercedes (2014)
An ex-cop comes out of retirement to hunt a crazy killer while declaring he is, in fact, getting too old for this ****.
Revival (2014)
The story of a preacher who challenges God to a duel.
Finders Keepers (2015)
Christine 4
The tale of a brave girl with telekinesis taking the ice water challenge during prom.
‘Salem’s Lot (1975)
A writer fights vampires.
The Shining (1977)
A writer fights his family.
Rage (1977)
Breakfast Club, but with guns.
The Stand (1978)
An overly long advertisement for Kleenex.
The Long Walk (1979)
A cautionary tale against blue balls.
The Dead Zone (1979)
Man wakes up from a coma and decides to assassinate a political figure for killing a dog.
Firestarter (1980)
A 426 page lesson about why children shouldn’t play with fire.
Roadwork (1981)
Construction workers are *******s.
Cujo (1981)
Dogs are *******s.
The Running Man (1982)
Television producers are *******s.
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger (1982)
Clint Eastwood chases Johnny Cash.
Christine (1983)
Boy meets car, car and boy fall in love…
Pet Sematary (1983)
*cemetery
Cycle of the Werewolf (1983)
Werewolves are *******s.
The Talisman (1984)
A boy and his wolf hitchhike through worlds. Nothing snarky here. I love this book so much.
Thinner (1984)
Fat people deserve to die.
It (1986)
Small town kids join together to battle evil and then celebrate by having a sewer orgy.
The Eyes of the Dragon (1987)
The book that inspired HBO’s Game of Thrones.
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (1987)
Clint Eastwood rescues Jesse Pinkman.
Misery (1987)
A writer fights his #1 fan.
The Tommyknockers (1987)
A writer fights aliens.
The Dark Half (1989)
A writer fights his pseudonym.
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (1991)
Clint Eastwood and Jesse Pinkman adopt a raccoon.
Needful Things (1991)
Materialism is evil.
Gerald’s Game (1992)
50 Shades of S.K.
Dolores Claiborne (1992)
Husbands are *******s.
Insomnia (1994)
The book that everyone always says “cured their insomnia” but in reality is actually quite good.
Rose Madder (1995)
Haha, I don’t think anybody knows what this one was about.
The Green Mile (1996)
Jesus Christ heals a prison guard’s urinary tract infection.
Desperation (1996)
**** the police.
The Regulators (1996)
My brother spoiled the ending of this novel when I first started it. I’ll never forgive you, Jeremy.
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass (1997)
Clint Eastwood falls in love.
Fear Nothing (1998)
A man and his dog challenge the sun to a dance-off.
Bag of Bones (1998)
A writer fights his ghosts.
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (1999)
In a shocking turn of events, a nine year-old girl joins the Boston Red Sox.
Hearts in Atlantis (1999)
People with bad fashion sense are out to kill you.
On Writing (2000)
A writer fights writer’s block.
The Plant (2000)
A writer sends a manuscr—
Dreamcatcher (2001)
Four friends battle a ****-weasel.
Black House (2001)
The story of a man who eats children and generally pisses everybody off.
From a Buick 8 (2002)
Christine 2
The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla (2003)
Clint Eastwood becomes a Jedi and plays Quidditch.
Odd Thomas (2003)
The story of what happened to Haley Joel Osment’s character in The Sixth Sense once he grew up.
The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah (2004)
Clint Eastwood and Jesse Pinkman break the fourth wall.
The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower (2004)
Clint Eastwood climbs a tower and pisses a lot of people off.
The Colorado Kid (2005)
Cold case files are *******s.
Cell (2006)
Cellphones are *******s.
Lisey’s Story (2006)
A writer’s widow fights her demons.
Blaze (2007)
A man and a baby go on wild adventures together.
Duma Key (2008)
A
Ur (2009)
*you’re
Throttle (2009)
Truck drivers are *******s.
Under the Dome (2009)
After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA.
Blockade Billy (2010)
Baseball players are *******s.
Mile 81 (2011)
Christine 3
11/22/63 (2011)
A man travels through time and punches Lee Harvey Oswald in the face.
The Dark Tower: The Wind Through the Keyhole (2012)
Clint Eastwood tells a story.
Joyland (2013)
The story of a young boy with psychic abilities, a concept never before included in any other King novel.
Doctor Sleep (2013)
A writer’s son fights alcoholism.
Mr. Mercedes (2014)
An ex-cop comes out of retirement to hunt a crazy killer while declaring he is, in fact, getting too old for this ****.
Revival (2014)
The story of a preacher who challenges God to a duel.
Finders Keepers (2015)
Christine 4
And families!! My brothers cheat!
...hilarious stuff, but several of them are Dean Koontz...not Unca Steve...
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Quite amusing, actually! (but what does this mean? (see below where I copied and pasted):
Odd Thomas (2003)
The story of what happened to Haley Joel Osment’s character in The Sixth Sense once he grew up.*
My favourite was this one:
Gerald's Game (1992)
50 Shades of S.K.
*(somebody be mixin' up King and Koontz agin)
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Several of them? - ooops - I only found the one reference - duh - must need more coffee - damn!
...2 actually, maybe that doesn't qualify as "several"...Fear Nothing is also a DK title....
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Okay - thanks! (I actually had to look up Mile 81 as I had not heard of it and it turns out to be an e-book) (but still King's)
I noticed that. Perhaps SK did write Odd Thomas. hmmmm. It was one of the good ones.
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass (1997)
Clint Eastwood falls in love.
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