Incredible Two-Headed Osculating Creature?

[Wychwood]

I have a memory of reading an article by that title, in a magazine that the military recruiters gave all the seniors the year I graduated. It was supposedly written by SK, and was a hilarious telling of the various "creatures" he taught as an English teacher. This was in 1983. Does anyone one else know about this and where can I get another copy to read/share?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Welcome to the site, Wychwood, hopefully someone else will have a memory of this.

 

[kingricefan]

I'd love to read it, too!

 

[Paddy C]

Welcome Wychwood. That sounds interesting...

 

[kingricefan]

I have a memory of reading an article by that title, in a magazine that the military recruiters gave all the seniors the year I graduated. It was supposedly written by SK, and was a hilarious telling of the various "creatures" he taught as an English teacher. This was in 1983. Does anyone one else know about this and where can I get another copy to read/share?

I checked in Stephen King: The Art Of Darkness. The closest I see is a non-fiction piece called 'My High School Horrors' that appeared in Sourcebook 1982.

 

[Spideyman]

Hi and welcome.

 

[mal]

Hi Wychwood! Welcome! Birch would most likely be the best.

 

[Paddy C]

Hi Wychwood! Welcome! Birch would most likely be the best.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...Welcome Whychypoo!...

 

[king family fan]

Welcome!

 

[doowopgirl]

Welcome and keep posting

 

[Wychwood]

Thank you all, so very much for the welcomes and the suggestions. I will definitely follow up on those. It sounds like kingricefan may be onto something. It wouldn't be the first time an article got renamed. Thank you again.

 

[StandFan1981]

I can't post the article itself, but the cover looks like this: