It wasn't any coral reef......

[Dana Jean]

...(with you)....

Yay for me!

 

[Nomik]

...(with you)....

 

[GNTLGNT]

Yay for me!

...we ARE ham & baloney!....

 

[Nomik]

....it was a two year old image man....it had lived well beyond it's life expectancy....they don't thrive well in the wilds of cyberspace.....

and I'm stuck in the middle

...(with you)....

Yay for me!

Sorry about the redundancy here. . .

 

[Nomik]

...we ARE ham & baloney!....

Mayo or cheese?

 

[GNTLGNT]

Mayo or cheese?

...I'm as cheesy as they come....

 

[Nomik]

...I'm as cheesy as they come....

Me too, my favorite is goat cheese!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

View attachment 16818 Please excuse my tardiness but if you care to check, I am on the list:

Will anyone get this logical extension?

"Hey, what's goin' on? Can you hear that?"

 

[Nomik]

Four brunettes walk into a bar. . .they say "ouch"? They call me Naomi the extender- no, that does not sound right. They call me . . .call me . . Nome.

 

[Nomik]

 

[swiftdog2.0]

View attachment 16825

I'm the chief of police. I can do anything.

 

[Nomik]

"Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for the seal back to Boston, and so nevermore shall we see you again"

 

[swiftdog2.0]

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"Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for the seal back to Boston, and so nevermore shall we see you again"

"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women"

 

[Nomik]

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity . . "

 

[swiftdog2.0]

"I'm not going to stand here and argue with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch!"

 

[Nomik]

" . .that's a twenty footer . . .(twenty five)
. .well it doesn't make sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island!
...ha ha, they're all going to die . .

 

[swiftdog2.0]

"I seen one eat a rocking chair one time."

"We better catch something. This is my wife's holiday roast!"

 

[Nomik]

"It's all psychological. You yell "barracuda", and everybody says,
"huh, what?"
You yell "shark" and we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July."

 

[Nomik]

 

[Pucker]

This will probably seem silly ...

But last night I happened to be watching a TV show I enjoy -- Modern Family -- and one of the characters (Jay ... a guy some of you may remember as Al Bundy) makes the point that what he always thought he wanted ... turns out to be not at all what he envisioned it to be.

You will hear people say that "art imitates life."

The people who say that are lazy ... and if those people are pretending to be "artists" (or -- Heaven Help Us!!!!!!! "artistes") ...

Well ... ignore them.

And if you can't conscience that ... I would encourage you (without much hope) to shake a little salt on whatever it is you might hear.