I've Ripped My Pants

[Maskins]

Wear a kilt

As an Englishman, you know I cannot wear a kilt.

Which would just make it a skirt and I draw the line there. Though Sarong's are fine and quite manly.

 

[Maskins]

Ha!
You don't know shocking until you've been on a vacation to Yemen with Frank.......he has the top 8 on the list easily!!

I am shocked once more...

 

[Maskins]

I expected better from you Flake...

 

[Sundrop]

I am shocked once more...

So was I!!

 

[Out of Order]

Still don't see a list. Not surprising......

 

[FlakeNoir]

I expected better from you Flake...

How's this?

Spoiler

Of course the 'worrying me' is now wondering if you're being serious...

 

[Neesy]

As an Englishman, you know I cannot wear a kilt.

Which would just make it a skirt and I draw the line there. Though Sarong's are fine and quite manly.

Ah yes - forgot you were a Sassenach - my sincere apologies, Maskins

 

[Sundrop]

Still don't see a list. Not surprising......

Oh, You wanted to see the list? I'm happy to provide one for you, but I do have to get permission from Frank.
Since he is basically items 1-8, his lawyers might have included this in the gag order after we left Yemen.....

 

[Maskins]

Ah yes - forgot you were a Sassenach - my sincere apologies, Maskins

That said, I think I have the legs for a skirt...

 

[Sundrop]

Ah yes - forgot you were a Sassenach - my sincere apologies, Maskins

I read that as "forgot you were a Sasquatch".......I spewed my coffee everywhere

 

[Neesy]

That said, I think I have the legs for a skirt...

 

[Maskins]

I read that as "forgot you were a Sasquatch".......I spewed my coffee everywhere

Hey - we have discussed the waxing thing elsewhere I think. I have body hair OK? I get it - Saquatch, hairy mandangles, cousin It - I've heard it all before.

 

[Neesy]

I read that as "forgot you were a Sasquatch".......I spewed my coffee everywhere

You're abominable!

 

[Sundrop]

Hey - we have discussed the waxing thing elsewhere I think. I have body hair OK? I get it - Saquatch, hairy mandangles, cousin It - I've heard it all before.

You're abominable!

I know.....I'm sick......I can't help it. Hopefully, Y'all will grow to love it.....

 

[blunthead]

Oh, You wanted to see the list? I'm happy to provide one for you, but I do have to get permission from Frank.
Since he is basically items 1-8, his lawyers might have included this in the gag order after we left Yemen.....

I know of no such list. BTW, the gag order meant that once back in the States it'd be legal for me to choke Sunny.

 

[Sundrop]

I know of no such list. BTW, the gag order meant that once back in the States it'd be legal for me to choke Sunny.

?!.......

 

[blunthead]

Do you want the whole list, or just the top 10?

OIC the list. Yes, for once Sunny's submits an accurate statement.

 

[Out of Order]

I know.....I'm sick......I can't help it. Hopefully, Y'all will grow to love it.....

Unlikely.

 

[Sundrop]

OIC the list. Yes, for once Sunny's submits an accurate statement.

Thank You.......I think.

 

[Out of Order]

Thank You.......I think.