Jake and the crew would like to know which story you prefer to see for their annual holiday pageant.
Jake's Annual Holiday Pageant
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Christmas Vacation- fun and light hearted.
Thankee, Brian. Jake's Holiday Pageants are the highlight of the season!
Thankee, Brian. Jake's Holiday Pageants are the highlight of the season!
I'm with Spidey!! I want to see Jake try to string a million or so lights....LOL
I'm new here. What this all about, please? 
summer_skyI'm new here. What this all about, please?
Here is last years
A (SKMB) Christmas Carol | The StephenKing.com Message Board
Jake is what we call the bird perched on top of the SKMB logo. He is often decked out for various holidays and for several years now in the weeks leading up to the Christmas holidays there has been a new "Jake" every day. Last year it was a parody for Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol".I'm new here. What this all about, please?
You're too quick for me, Spidey!
Thanks for posting the link--that saved me finding it. 
You're too quick for me, Spidey!
I'm new here. What this all about, please?
I'll tell you.....for a bowl of gravy......
I picked Miracle on 34th Street.
How about "A Christmas Story."
"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"
"No, you'll shoot your eye out."
Cracks me up every time.
How about "A Christmas Story."
"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"
"No, you'll shoot your eye out."
Cracks me up every time.
That has to be my favorite Christmas movie! The frah-gee-lay line is the one that gets me.
I'd forgotten that Brian and I had talked about that as a choice last year when tossing around ideas. Maybe we should add that as a third choice, Brian?
ooohhhhh, I like it!
"Jake"... I get it
Thanks for bringing me up to speed
"Jake"... I get it
Thanks for bringing me up to speed
Yep- Brian is our pixel guy!!
Brian is quite talented. Awesome graphics!
That line cracks me up, too. “It must be Italian!”That has to be my favorite Christmas movie! The frah-gee-lay line is the one that gets me.
I'd forgotten that Brian and I had talked about that as a choice last year when tossing around ideas. Maybe we should add that as a third choice, Brian?
Jake wrapped in so much winter clothing that he can’t move - like tick about to pop. Sticking his tongue on a cold pole. The leg lamp - the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. The deranged Easter Bunny. Battle with that blasted stupid furnace, dadgummit! Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. The Ovaltine secret decoder. It... It 'twas... soap poisoning! The sinister triple-dog-dare.
Lying on the ground in a cowboy outfit with the Red Ryder and broken glasses on the ground beside him....That line cracks me up, too. “It must be Italian!”
Jake wrapped in winter clothing he can’t move - like tick about to pop. Sticking his tongue on a cold pole. The leg lamp - the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. The deranged Easter Bunny. Battle with that blasted stupid furnace, dadgummit! Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. The Ovaltine secret decoder. It... It 'twas... soap poisoning! The sinister triple-dog-dare.
It's got my vote!
I may be crazy, but I could have sworn that Brian did do something with A Christmas Story. I seem to remember Jake and Crew dressed as the boys looking through the window........
Or am I totally nuts?
Or am I totally nuts?
Maybe that was last year and why I remember talking to him about it. In which case, never mind.
