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i haven't been on this site in a long time i forget when the jokes are
I am jealous of kermit the frog he has a woman in Miss Piggy
When do Irish people always say they are rushing when they're Irish
more bad jokes to come
I am jealous of kermit the frog he has a woman in Miss Piggy
When do Irish people always say they are rushing when they're Irish
more bad jokes to come
er i was just thinking about that.............
My neighbour's just come knocking on my door, saying there's a kangaroo in my garden. I looked out of the window and said
"don't be daft, it's just a greyhound having a s#&t"
Had a real wild party last night.We all got so drunk.My son fell asleep, so I drew a penis on his forehead in indelible pen.
The wife's gonna kill me when she looks in his cot
You're a sick man, Champ!
A man received the following text from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife. A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Bloody autospell - I meant wifi, not wife” . . . ..
“I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife. A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Bloody autospell - I meant wifi, not wife” . . . ..
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spok...en, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spok...en, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Nice to see you. I adore blonde jokes!
feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
So I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.