Just a Good Ol' Boy...

[hossenpepper]

Never meanin' no harm
Beats all ya ever saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day he was born



'Dukes of Hazard' Star Tom Wopat Arrested for Indecent Assault | TMZ.com

 

[do1you9love?]

I laughed when they had to mention that he was driving a Ford Bronco. Guess there was no slow speed chase.

 

[Moderator]

I laughed when they had to mention that he was driving a Ford Bronco. Guess there was no slow speed chase.

I had the same reaction.

 

[arista]

Back in the day...He could have gotten into a lot of women's pants.

 

[arista]

Back in the day...He could have gotten into a lot of women's pants.

LOL NOT wearing them

 

[GNTLGNT]

.....zero respect left for him.....no excuse for a man to force himself on a woman-especially one that could probably still attract a bevy of willing women....needs kicked in the scrote....repeatedly....with a steel toed boot.....

 

[prufrock21]

Did the alleged assault happen at night, and was there a full moon out? I would have expected this to happen in another state, not in MA.

 

[Dana Jean]

There's probably a statute of limitations, but if law enforcement is serious about these types of charges, they need to go after every single hair band (at least) for bonking underage girls.

Gene Simmons used to keep a picture portfolio in his safe deposit box of all the girls he's done. His wife finally got him to destroy them, which is probably a good thing. Fall in the wrong hands and I'm sure there was a girl or two or twenty underage in his portfolio.

 

[Out of Order]

Boss Hog

 

[Neesy]

There's probably a statute of limitations, but if law enforcement is serious about these types of charges, they need to go after every single hair band (at least) for bonking underage girls.

Gene Simmons used to keep a picture portfolio in his safe deposit box of all the girls he's done. His wife finally got him to destroy them, which is probably a good thing. Fall in the wrong hands and I'm sure there was a girl or two or twenty underage in his portfolio.

Gene Simmons Claims to Have Slept With 4,800 Women

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Luke Duke makes me want to puke!

 

[CoriSCapnSkip]

.....zero respect left for him.....no excuse for a man to force himself on a woman-especially one that could probably still attract a bevy of willing women....needs kicked in the scrote....repeatedly....with a steel toed boot.....

I like your style.

 

[Grandpa]

Gene Simmons Claims to Have Slept With 4,800 Women

What a piker.

The Sexual Prowess of Wilt Chamberlain: 20,000 Women? - The Atlantic

 

[hossenpepper]

Boss Hog

Boss Hogg =

Boss Hog =

 

[hossenpepper]

So, does this event make the lyrics of his song "Summer Dress" suuuuuper creepy?

"When she come to greet me wearing nothing but a smile
And that summer dress, oh yes
The dress is an aphrodisiac, you know it’s one of a kind
She make me rave in many acts
She drive me out of my mind
I’m not responsible, I’m under duress
I want it so bad, it’s something I can’t suppress
When she hold me tight, she feel so right
Through that summer dress
It’s often swingy, the sun shines right through
Sweat makes it clingy, then I get clingy, too"

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Well, those lyrics are pretty lame regardless of the creepster angle.

 

[hossenpepper]

Well, those lyrics are pretty lame regardless of the creepster angle.