Kermit has a new woman
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Apparently, Kermit has broken up with Miss Piggy and is seeing other Piggies.
No, Piggy is a multiple personality.
Wait, does this mean Miss Piggy's available now?
Why, you thinkin' of makin' bacon?
That's what happened to Piggy! No, Kermit!!!Why, you thinkin' of makin' bacon?
Well, Kermit is a lucky frog, I guess. What is the new girlfriend's name?
What is the new girlfriend's name?
Babe?Well, Kermit is a lucky frog, I guess.
Apparently Denise is her name. True story. Either way, Kermie doesn't look none too pleased in the above picture. 
Frogs are pigs!! It sure didn't take Kermit long to land another porker after splitting up with Miss Piggy, did it? 
Miss Piggy is apowerful lady. She will make a grand comeback!!!Apparently Denise is her name. True story. Either way, Kermie doesn't look none too pleased in the above picture.
She's likely to rip the green right off Kermie.
...Piggy is on the make....look out fellas...mmmmm, Eau Da Peppered Bacon...can't....resist....the....pull....
And in other piggy news, McDonald's will begin serving breakfast items all day Oct. 6.
McDonald's is finally rolling out all-day breakfast - Yahoo Finance
McDonald's is finally rolling out all-day breakfast - Yahoo Finance
Miss Piggy was okay but Kermit's new girlfriend is a pig.
Kermit's new squeeze looks a bit too skinny for my tastes. Needs some meat on those bones. 
He just can't keep his froggy pads off the hot pork..
Is it possible for a muppet to look like it's had a nose job?