Giant, don't you get me started . . .Lawd, all kinda things going through my head!
King Should Write a Christmas Book.
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Giant, don't you get me started . . .Lawd, all kinda things going through my head!
...they should be goin' through somethin' a little more South sugah...
We could make up our own version . . .nothing fancy just a little fun . . .if it's allowed. . .all in fun. No rules . . .just fun.
...dat is what it's all about, and in this case-the South risin' again ain't a bad thing....
...dat is what it's all about, and in this case-the South risin' again ain't a bad thing....
Yep-yep!
His son wrote one. It's called NOS4A2. Check it out. 
Never mind. But to say that GNT's wife has to be a Saint.
'Twas the night before Christmas,
And over at the King house,
All bad creatures were stirring,
Even the Killer Mouse,
Ol' Steve sat at his computer,
Typing up scary tales,
While up in the attic
Rang the Death Bells,
They rang out so loudly,
They scared our poor Scribe,
He read what he'd wrote,
And saw it didn't jibe,
Steve deleted what he'd wrote,
And pulled out his hair,
And yelled down to Tabby,
Who yelled back 'I just don't care.',
Steve cried and yelled,
'Oh woe is me!'
I need all of my kids,
Joe, Owen and Naomi,
To help me find my Muse,
To help me with this tale,
To help me finish this,
'Fore the next Death Bell.
And over at the King house,
All bad creatures were stirring,
Even the Killer Mouse,
Ol' Steve sat at his computer,
Typing up scary tales,
While up in the attic
Rang the Death Bells,
They rang out so loudly,
They scared our poor Scribe,
He read what he'd wrote,
And saw it didn't jibe,
Steve deleted what he'd wrote,
And pulled out his hair,
And yelled down to Tabby,
Who yelled back 'I just don't care.',
Steve cried and yelled,
'Oh woe is me!'
I need all of my kids,
Joe, Owen and Naomi,
To help me find my Muse,
To help me with this tale,
To help me finish this,
'Fore the next Death Bell.
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You crochet AND you're a man? Wow....this is the latest ornament I'm working on...Cthulhu...
The men I grew up with would never even dream of crocheting. They really do define themselves by owning guns and going hunting.
I wish I could find a person who crochets left-handed so I could learn the right way to do it (no pun intended.)
I'd accept anything that wasn't a Tim Burton creation. That guy is truly scary-weird.
I watched some of 'The Corpse Bride.' Even liking Johnny Depp I couldn't make myself watch the rest of it.
Although it makes me willing to try again some day.
I loved 'Sleepy Hollow.'
I watched some of 'The Corpse Bride.' Even liking Johnny Depp I couldn't make myself watch the rest of it.
Although it makes me willing to try again some day.
I loved 'Sleepy Hollow.'
WOW. That's great, KRF! I can hear Tabby yelling that.
That was uncalled for, Sir.
Dana Jean Can you fix line #9 for me? It should read 'They rang out so loudly,'! Thanks!!
Thanks, luv!
I hope they don't think I'm a 'Sir.' Although I'm so sick with this infection now that I couldn't think straight if someone paid me to do the job.
Sick and overstressed.
Child deaths by "accidental" gunshot wounds from adults holding errant self-firing weapons stress me out. Although I'm positive the infection is making it worse without even trying.
...she IS!....Tracy knows how to deal with the many moronic sides of me...and yes, I get "the look" on a regular basis...
...that was simply a joke on my part....all I'd do with a crochet hook is bodily harm to myself...my beloved grandmother attempted to teach me how to knit years ago, and, well-let's say I've seen Carlie Brown's kite string look better....