Not as tough as they thought,eh?
2 Men who think that women "exaggerate labor pains" get hooked up to a labor simulator.
2 Men who think that women "exaggerate labor pains" get hooked up to a labor simulator.
Labor simulation for guys...........
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In the interests of equality we'll need to get to work on a 'kicked in the balls' simulator...
See above link....hahahaha
Pretty sure "kicked in the balls" is pain that only lasts for a few minutes...unlike labor which can last for hours. Or even days. Did you see how those men reacted to that? I'll bet it wasn't even like actual labor. No way a little electrode can put that pain through your entire insides like real labor. I just don't believe it. Sorry. Labor is like having your body from your armpits to your knees squeezed by humongous vice grips over and over and over for hours. Some women actually claim they want to die during labor. I'd rather get kicked.
Just my opinion...
It is like s*itting a football. Much pain in the nether regions and do not forget the back. Have mercy!See above link....hahahaha
Pretty sure "kicked in the balls" is pain that only lasts for a few minutes...unlike labor which can last for hours. Or even days. Did you see how those men reacted to that? I'll bet it wasn't even like actual labor. No way a little electrode can put that pain through your entire insides like real labor. I just don't believe it. Sorry. Labor is like having your body from your armpits to your knees squeezed by humongous vice grips over and over and over for hours. Some women actually claim they want to die during labor. I'd rather get kicked.
Exactly!! I did that three times. What was I thinking???
If it is sooooo bad why do women have more?
From what I have read, the brain blocks out the pain of it. I was with my sister as coach for both of her babies. No meds.
She was always a bit.. unique..
She studied and became a registered hypnotherapist. Yes, she had fun with me with that.. anyway..
Pressure not pain.
Joking and all ok until contractions then ok.. it's over.. - she says, here comes another..
I was in a jacuzzi with her at at one point in the labor process. yesh.
All good.
Baby born. On her chest with cord still attached nursing position.
Everybody was freaked except her. Husband, me, sister and mother.
Yes, we were all there.
She was fine. ?
I was in a jacuzzi with her at at one point in the labor process. yesh.
All good.
Baby born. On her chest with cord still attached nursing position.
Everybody was freaked except her. Husband, me, sister and mother.
Yes, we were all there.
She was fine. ?
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Even if he can't feel the pain, the guy ought to have to be in a hospital bed next to the woman in labor, naked from the waist down, legs spread apart. The nurse could check him every once in a while to see if he was dilated. He could scream every time his significant other did, and stay in that position until the baby is born.
Oh you don't seriously want an answer to that one.....If it is sooooo bad why do women have more?
Never mind labor pains.... men couldn't handle debilitating monthly pains for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.... when I was a teen, my cramps were so bad I took Ibuprophen when it was a prescibed medication! I would come home from school doubled over on the sofa with a heating pad, unable to move.... then, later, endometriosis kicked in..... It got so bad, I hemorrhaged for a month until I had a hysterectomy..... then, later on, my EX-husband had a GI bleed for 2 freakin' days and told me I didn't have any idea what it was like to bleed heavy for 2 days ..... I looked at him and said... "seriously?". Notice I put the emphasis on "ex"... Ever wonder why there are so many more old women in nursing homes and living on after their husbands die? Women are built for the long haul.... we endure all this crap for years and years... just the way it is.... and don't get me started on menopause...
I take care of men like this all the time..... I had one gentleman yell out in pain when I hooked up his IV to his central line... I told him he should not have been having that kind of pain and that I would need to inform the doctor of this..... he then said, well it's not really pain, it feels like you are tugging on it.... oh shoot me now.....
yeah sure.... and my Lamaze instructor said it didn't hurt when they broke your water. LIES all of it!
I wouldn't believe it if I wasn't there either.
She gave birth like a freakin cat. It was one of my biggest fears and that took it away. Turns out I didn't have to do it.
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I thought the thread title said stimulator........ Closest thing to labor for me was when I had a kidney stone. That was enough!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Okay - we get it already - IT HURT!
Just had to take advantage of that double post 
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I was like that too - honest - no screaming and crying for me (maybe I was just lucky)
In my case it was the drugs and then the epidural. C-section for me, after 2 days of fruitless labor.