Labor simulation for guys...........

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Well doi. It's just an infuriatingly difficult process to find that one guy in a million that not only talks the talk but--ahem--walks the walk, if you know what I mean. :biggrin2:
Perhaps, but I’ll help you out understanding men. Here are some things women obsess over that men don’t give a sh*t about at all.

Shoes, nails, hand bags, make-up, celebrity gossip, jewelry, making the first move, gifts, age, height, social status, organic food, the bitch at work, whatever they think is wrong with their boobs, and a few extra pounds (although it is a proven fact that women who have a few extra pounds outlive their men that remind them of it). :)

Now there is one thing I'd like to know about women...
Just one thing will do... It really doesn't matter what. ;)
 

TheRedQueen

And Crazy Housewife
Dec 3, 2014
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Perhaps, but I’ll help you out understanding men. Here are some things women obsess over that men don’t give a sh*t about at all.

Shoes, nails, hand bags, make-up, celebrity gossip, jewelry, making the first move, gifts, age, height, social status, organic food, the bitch at work, whatever they think is wrong with their boobs, and a few extra pounds (although it is a proven fact that women who have a few extra pounds outlive their men that remind them of it). :)

Now there is one thing I'd like to know about women...
Just one thing will do... It really doesn't matter what. ;)


Just one thing? Ok. Not all women fit the description above. Some of us like to read.
 

hossenpepper

Don't worry. I have a permit!!!
Feb 5, 2010
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Wonderland Avenue
I did something similar to this a few years back when in health care. I am probably not a good example as I have always had a wicked high tolerance for pain. It didn't feel good or anything, but certainly wasn't what I would call unbearable.

What's crazy is my pain tolerance is even higher now after my arm surgery a couple years ago. That felt like my arm was on fire and caught in bear trap at the same time. I was able to tolerate it for a bit each day but eventually would have to take a pill or pass out.

Even with all of that, I've watched quite a few live births and also my own children's. I got wicked respect for the ladies and what giving birth must feel like. Even with my tolerance, I don't think I could just grin and bear it. I did blow my knee up once and the doc said it was similar. That hurt pretty bad. But yeah doubt any simulator could reproduce that.

And for the record as Eddie Murphy said... You don't have to kick nuts, you just graze nuts and it'll double you over. I don't know how it stacks up, but it's no joke ladies.