Math
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A scientist, a biologist, and a mathematician are having coffee on a patio across the street from a house.
Two people walk into the house. Time passes. Then three people walk about of the house.
The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."
The scientist says, "No, the first measurement was obviously incorrect."
The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, it will be empty."
Two people walk into the house. Time passes. Then three people walk about of the house.
The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."
The scientist says, "No, the first measurement was obviously incorrect."
The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, it will be empty."
I almost posted that one
Two cats were in a boat race. One cats' name was 'one-two-three', the other cats' name was 'un-deux-trois'. Who one the race?
'one-two-three' did because... 'un-duex-trois' cat sank.
(This joke is better in the telling than in the writing).
'one-two-three' did because... 'un-duex-trois' cat sank.
(This joke is better in the telling than in the writing).
Two cats were in a boat race. One cats' name was 'one-two-three', the other cats' name was 'un-deux-trois'. Who one the race?
'one-two-three' did because... 'un-duex-trois' cat sank.
(This joke is better in the telling than in the writing).
...hello...
Is that a mathematics song, or are you just posting in the wrong thread, Frank?
Wrong thread, damn. (Bleeding farts will do it...)
Well at the very least you got me to wonder if there was a hidden meaning in that song!
Then my work here is done. And at the very least!
I hate admitting my stupidity
but I don't get it. How would the top line read in words?
I hate admitting my stupidity
I ate some pie
Explanation: The square root of a negative number is "imaginary" which is considered "i"
2 to the power of 3 = 8
That funny E = sum
And Pi is Pi (or Pie)
Hope that makes sense!
I hate admitting my stupidity
worded out is means: I ate some pie ( I 8 sum pi )
Square root of neg. 1 is i( an imaginary #)/ 2 to the 3rd power is 8/ sigma symbol means sum/ and the symbol is Pi
don't feel bad. Some pies like to be eaten
